Stocking Stuffer Suggestions from OfferOfTheDay

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007 4:00 am by RCW

Filed Under: Advice

George Bush Toilet Paper:

Has the war or the value of the U.S. Dollar got you down this Christmas season? Well, there’s at least 1 person still smiling. With this toilet paper, President Bush will remind you to just sit down and relax. Each roll is individually shrink-wrapped. This “Bush Paper” is decorated with smiling portraits of George Bush with some of his classic quotes below:

Classic Bush Quotes include:

- “They misunderestimated me.”
- “We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
- “Bring ‘em on.”

Get Some George W. Bush Toilet Paper

Other Stocking Stuffers:

Twelve Shots of Christmas Shotglass Wreath: Count down to Christmas the best way you know how…by getting trashed. Each of the Red and Green Shot Glasses are festively decorated with holiday imagery. (more info)

Farting Santa Plush Doll: Ever wonder what St. Nick had for dinner last night? Well now you can. By pulling on his finger and taking a whiff. This 7-inch plush Santa will shakes and make a farting sound with 7 hilarious random remarks. (more info)

Pooping Santa Candy Dispenser: Press down on Santa and he drops a “delicious deuce” especially for you. This little candy dispenser comes with colorful (pretend it’s brown) Christmas candy and is refillable. (more info)

I’m Not Santa T-shirt: This suggestive t-shirt says “I’m Not Santa (But you can still sit on my lap)“. I suggest not wearing this to your child’s kindergarten Christmas party. (more info)

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5 USER COMMENTS:

By Christmas Gift Ideas from OfferOfTheDay | Offer of the Day on 12/15/2007 at 2:26 pm - reply »

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By Don Smith on 04/10/2008 at 3:17 pm - reply »

You and all other Bush-bashers can go to hell. He’s a whole lot better than the one who preceded him, the one he beat, and any one in the race for ‘08! The day will come when you will wish he was still president!!!!!!!!

By dl on 05/01/2008 at 3:29 pm - reply »

Don Smith wrote:

You and all other Bush-bashers can go to hell. He’s a whole lot better than the one who preceded him, the one he beat, and any one in the race for ‘08! The day will come when you will wish he was still president!!!!!!!!

You must be related to him or your or you have sympathy for a real dumb ass. He WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST, You need to wake your ass up. This is not a bash just plain reality.

By Bush Blows on 05/02/2008 at 11:01 am - reply »

Bush will burn in hell for his actions.