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A Little Monkey's Ballad to Vitamin-C

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 9:00 am by admin

Monkey eating fruitSo, you can’t wait till September 4th huh? Neither can that monkey over there whose sitting a little bit off-kilter. We refer to that ragamuffin as Chewbacca Jr. By the way, he’s STILL working on eating that SAME damn softball sized orange, just like we’re STILL working on getting OfferOfTheDay.com up and running the way it was destined to be.

Well, we thought since there are so many OTD Nut-Huggers out there, we would post a little something to hold them over until September 4th. We call it, “Chewbacca Jr.’s Ballad to Vitamin-C“, and it goes a little something like this:

I’m not a squirrel, but I love Vitamin-C.

Oh Vitamin-C…
The only vitamin on Earth to keep ME scurvy free.
The only vitamin to keep my chest fur as blonde as can be.
The only vitamin that fluoresces my pee.
The only vitamin that keeps my sideburns really pointy.
The only vitamin that keeps me climbin’ those trees.
And, the only vitamin endorsed by me, an easily distracted, helmet-headed, monkey.

- Chewbacca Jr.

By the way, Chewbacca Jr. wrote this little “diddy” to the background beat of the hardcore rap song “The Funk Shop” by 2 Live Crew. Don’t ask us why. However, he did mention something about “the place to splat.” Probably, talking about where he plans to juice that damn orange again.

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By Gingerj on 08/28/2007 at 10:16 am -

A monkey that can use the word “fluoresces” in a 2 Live Crew rap is enough to keep me tuning in for more! Nice job, guys :)

By Mr. Cruel on 08/28/2007 at 11:27 am -

The monkey sure loves Vitamin C.

By KO on 08/28/2007 at 12:18 pm -

what a mean way to treat a monkey!!!

By Listat on 08/28/2007 at 2:02 pm -

The Funk Shop is the “tame” version of the song’s name. Lyrics go…
“The Funk shop is where it’s at.
The Funk shop, the place to splat.”
That silly monkey has a dirty mind.

By ryadmin on 08/30/2007 at 7:41 am - <- Administrator

The only vitamin that keeps my sideburns really pointy.

True, his left cheek fur or “sideburn” looks like it needs some combing to flatten it out.

By ryadmin on 09/19/2007 at 9:18 am - <- Administrator

One of our friends actually thought this was a squirrel…Dumb.


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