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Act Like a Tough Guy and Wear UFC Gloves in Public!

Friday, September 7th, 2007 4:00 am by BGW
Offer of the Day (09/07/2007):
Official 4 oz. UFC Fight Gloves
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With these UFC gloves on you can become the tough-guy jerk you always wanted to be. Battle tested in the Octagon by fighters such as Chuck Liddell and Randy Couture, these gloves are the actual 4 oz. gloves worn by top fighters in UFC mixed martial arts competitions!

These MMA1 gloves feature cut fingers with an open thumb and palm, wider velcro wrist strap for extra support, and all leather construction.

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No one, I repeat…NO ONE, likes receiving hammer-fists to the face. So, while wearing these UFC gloves, you can act like a pompous Jerk all you want. And when you walk around with these gloves on, do it with a sense of entitlement, because no one will ever think about crossing you.

Suppose someone did cross you. Here at OfferOfTheDay.com, we suggest you do the following: Raise your clenched, gloved fist and point it at the perp…making sure your bicep is fully flexed. With an unwaivering, aggressive tone in your voice and a look of deadly intent in your eyes, confidently repeat the following statement:

Leave my field of vision NOW or I’ll drop you like a bag of dirt!

You can make up your own scenarios with these UFC gloves … believe me, the possibilities are endless. Try wearing them at the grocery store to see if someone tries to take the last carton of milk from you. Wear them to a bar to see if the bartender tries to cut you off for drinking too many Jack and Cokes. Wear them to your design review meetings to see if other engineers dismiss your design proposals.

Here’s my favorite. When its cold outside, and people around you are putting on their mittens and Isotoners, put these UFC gloves on and watch heads turn. They’ll be telling each other, “Look at that tough guy over there. He thinks he’s Chuck Liddell.”

Now, if you read into the sarcasm, just beat the living snot out of them. Your knuckles will be well protected in your new gloves. Do you really think their return punches in Isotoner gloves will be as effective as yours? Probably not.

BTW, these UFC gloves also help round-out a great Halloween costume as a UFC thug. Besides the UFC gloves, all you really need are camouflage shorts and a mouthpiece. Testicular protection (i.e. a cup) is not really necessary, but it will give your costume a small sense of verisimilitude.

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14 USER COMMENTS:

By Mr. Cruel on 09/07/2007 at 8:29 am -

I’m a “Keyboard Warrior” - plain and simple. I like to read sherdog.com,ufcjunkie.com and ufcmania.com, and act like I can knock out “The Iceman”, Chuck Liddell behind the “veil of protection” the internet provides. However, I think I could actually act like a tough guy in public if I were wearing a pair of these gloves.

By mr.newton on 09/07/2007 at 8:36 am -

too bad the glove fingers are cutoff… can’t commit any crimes with the gloves

By Mr. Cruel on 09/07/2007 at 8:46 am -

mr.newton wrote:

too bad the glove fingers are cutoff… can’t commit any crimes with the gloves

When I commit crimes, I like to FEEL the crime with my fingertips…Don’t you? It adds a personal “touch” and there’s more of a “connection” with the victim. Plus, it makes “grappling” with your victim a lot easier with gloves that don’t have fingertips. It’s WAY easier to sink in that Rear Naked Choke.

By admin on 09/07/2007 at 8:49 am - <- Administrator

mr.newton wrote:

too bad the glove fingers are cutoff… can’t commit any crimes with the gloves

Sure you can…just got to keep your fists ‘balled up’ at all times. Also, fingerprints don’t show up on human flesh.

By Listat on 09/07/2007 at 8:55 am -

Wear the gloves “with a sense of entitlement”…A great line. Too many guys will probably think they’re hot sh*t with these gloves on. I’d prefer walking around with a gun holster (without the gun) and flash a little bit of it under my coat to really be a bad-ass.

By paul.b on 09/07/2007 at 9:35 am -

i prefer ufc gloves sold here
http://www.offeroftheday.com/link/29

By admin on 09/07/2007 at 9:49 am - <- Administrator

paul.b wrote:

i prefer ufc gloves sold here
http://www.offeroftheday.com/link/29

I just noticed this guy has the same namesake as Paul “The Headhunter” Buentello.

By BigUnz on 09/07/2007 at 12:37 pm -

For Halloween, I’m thinking about being a UFC fighter. I have the camo trunks already but I think i’m just gonna draw the gloves on my hands though.

By mr.newton on 09/07/2007 at 1:10 pm -

BigUnz wrote:

For Halloween, I’m thinking about being a UFC fighter. I have the camo trunks already but I think i’m just gonna draw the gloves on my hands though.

don’t forget to draw in those abs too

By AVH on 09/08/2007 at 9:58 am -

I haven’t even read the article yet, but that title immediately skyrockets this page up to the top of my list for favorite offer of the year.

By mr.newton on 09/08/2007 at 10:17 am -

do these gloves come in pink?

By admin on 09/08/2007 at 4:08 pm - <- Administrator

mr.newton wrote:

do these gloves come in pink?

No sir. Only black…like the color your eye sockets will be if you wear pink gloves in the cage.

By Steelghetto on 08/05/2008 at 6:50 am -

I have had many steetfights and TRUST ME:ANY REAL TOUGH GUY WILL SEE THROUGH YOU TOUGH GUY ACT. Wearing these gloves and ACTING like a tough guy when YOU ARE NOT is a sure way to get your butt kicked and your girlfriend snatched.please don’t. just buy the gloves and hang them up in your room for good looks .

By MaD dOg DaNdEe on 07/13/2010 at 12:24 pm -

I would put them on and pound every mutha fu*%£r in my sight coz they will make me a badder person than I already are!!

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