Act Like a Tough Guy and Wear UFC Gloves in Public!

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With these UFC gloves on you can become the tough-guy jerk you always wanted to be. Battle tested in the Octagon by fighters such as Chuck Liddell and Randy Couture, these gloves are the actual 4 oz. gloves worn by top fighters in UFC mixed martial arts competitions!

These MMA¹ gloves feature cut fingers with an open thumb and palm, wider velcro wrist strap for extra support, and all leather construction.

No one, I repeat…NO ONE, likes receiving hammer-fists to the face. So, while wearing these UFC gloves, you can act like a pompous Jerk all you want. And when you walk around with these gloves on, do it with a sense of entitlement, because no one will ever think about crossing you.

Suppose someone did cross you. Here at OfferOfTheDay.com, we suggest you do the following: Raise your clenched, gloved fist and point it at the perp…making sure your bicep is fully flexed. With an unwaivering, aggressive tone in your voice and a look of deadly intent in your eyes, confidently repeat the following statement:

Leave my field of vision NOW or I’ll drop you like a bag of dirt!

You can make up your own scenarios with these UFC gloves … believe me, the possibilities are endless. Try wearing them at the grocery store to see if someone tries to take the last carton of milk from you. Wear them to a bar to see if the bartender tries to cut you off for drinking too many Jack and Cokes. Wear them to your design review meetings to see if other engineers dismiss your design proposals.

Here’s my favorite. When its cold outside, and people around you are putting on their mittens and Isotoners, put these UFC gloves on and watch heads turn. They’ll be telling each other, “Look at that tough guy over there. He thinks he’s Chuck Liddell.”

Now, if you read into the sarcasm, just beat the living snot out of them. Your knuckles will be well protected in your new gloves. Do you really think their return punches in Isotoner gloves will be as effective as yours? Probably not.

BTW, these UFC gloves also help round-out a great Halloween costume as a UFC thug. Besides the UFC gloves, all you really need are camouflage shorts and a mouthpiece. Testicular protection (i.e. a cup) is not really necessary, but it will give your costume a small sense of verisimilitude.

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