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Submissive Jesus

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 4:00 am by BGW
Offer of the Day (12/09/2009):
Submissive Jesus: The Prayer Answering Talking Head
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Jesus said he will answer our prayers, but in all honesty, when was the last time he answered yours? With Submissive Jesus: The Prayer Answering Talking Head, the power of God is in your hands. Simply pray and believe, then twist the crown of thorns on our Lord’s head. The pain will force him to yelp and then instantly reply with one of 100 random phrases. Imagine the power you will possess with the son of God at your mercy and command. Please pray responsibly.

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2 USER COMMENTS:

By Juan Lamurey on 12/16/2009 at 4:29 pm -

This thing is totally irreverant,Disrespectful, And just darn right ignorant.I’m not the one to answer for this. Praise the lord, Jesus Christ!!!!!

By Pete on 03/19/2010 at 9:34 am -

What is disrespectful is someone calling themselves a christian, but then he goes out and chases people in cars and cusses at them. He also likes to hit your car with his fist. Wwhat a lunatic juan is.. Juan Lamurey is a lunatic.

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