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Sonicare Elite Power Toothbrush: Your Personal Dentist

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 4:00 am by BGW
Offer of the Day (11/06/2007):
Sonicare Elite e9500 Custom Care Power Toothbrush
User Review:
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)

…But Without the Groping Hands.

Sonicare makes the best power toothbrushes…period. If you want to feel like you just got a cleaning from your perverted dentist, go out and get this Sonicare Elite e9500 Custom Care power toothbrush.

I don’t know about you, but many dentists I have come across seem a bit creepy. Maybe it’s because they have to constantly live with bad breath on their hands.

Anyways … once you have a power toothbrush like the Sonicare Elite you will walk around with a sense of entitlement. All of a sudden, you’ll see a TV commercial with some buff shirtless dude with a towel on, brushing his teeth with one of those stupid regular toothbrushes and think to yourself, “I’m way better than that guy because I gots a Sonicare POWER toothbrush.” These type of feelings are perfectly normal. And the best thing is, you’ll be completely right in your personal assessment!

People that still utilize hand-powered toothbrushes might as well:

  1. Ride in a horse and carriage to work
  2. Mow their lawns with a pair of scissors
  3. Vacuum their rugs with a broom and dust pan
  4. Wash their clothes by hand in the bathtub

Once you start using a Sonicare toothbrush, you can kiss your cavities goodbye. Plus, if you’re lazy, just let the power of the toothbrush do all the work. No more, back-and-forth repetitive arm motions before you hit the hay.

Product Description

Sonicare ToothbrushThe patented sonic technology of the Sonicare Elite combined with the latest in brush head design, creates dynamic cleaning action that removes plaque, reverses gingivitis and naturally whitens teeth. Its new slim angled neck, tapered brush head and contour-fit bristles provide an unparalleled level of comfortable cleaning especially in those hard to reach places. Experts agree. Sonicare Elite is significantly preferred by US dental professionals. Top of Sonicare line, this toothbrush plays a significant role in helping to assure that your gums and teeth remain healthy and clean. As part of a responsible and routine home care and professional dental program, the Sonicare Elite 9500 helps preserve your smile and that is definitely a cause for happiness. Easy view battery power gauge 2 speed control.

Includes: 1 Sonicare Elite toothbrush with 2 brush heads, 1 standard size, 1 compact size, 2 Hygienic travel caps, 1 Charger base with easy-wrap cord, 1 Brush head holder, 1 Deluxe travel case.

Sonicare ToothbrushProduct Features

  • Number-one recommended brand by dental professionals
  • One tapered ergonomic handle with a deluxe recharge gauge
  • Two contoured brush heads: compact and standard size
  • Max to gentle speed setting
  • Programmable Quadpacer: 30-second interval timer encourages thorough brushing
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1 USER COMMENT:

By Andy Wang's Overhand Right on 11/06/2007 at 9:02 am -

Unfortunately, this offer will be rendered useless after my overhand right knocks all the teeth out.

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