Are You A Germaphobe? Get a Soap Genie!

(17 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)

The Soap Genie, by Sharper Image, only grants one wish: the wish for clean, fecal-free hands. Just imagine, for the first time in your short miserable life, not constantly having feces on your hands!

You’ll be able to:

1. run your fingers through your girlfriend’s blonde hair without turning her into a brunette
2. hand feed grapes to your mistress’s open mouth without her thinking you’re giving her chocolate covered bon-bons
3. bake angel food cake without turning it into brownies¹
4. wipe an eyelash off your best friend’s mother’s face without her thinking you’re doing brown face painting

Seriously now, I have a Soap Genie sitting on my bathroom counter and it grants my wish 5 to 10 times a day. It is triggered by a motion sensor and is refillable with your favorite liquid soap. I disabled the annoying chime, but I know people that have it set on the loud setting and apparently get a “kick” out of it. They’re a bunch of weirdos.

The 24 oz. version of the Soap Genie is available in three colors (white, black, or blue).

There is also a smaller 12 oz. version of the Soap Genie (white or black).

Product Description

The Soap Genie is the smart, economical and sanitary way to keep everyone’s hands cleaner and to help keep your kitchen and bathrooms free from cross-contamination, too. You, your family particularly your young kids and your guests can enjoy clean hands without having to use (or see) a dirty, soggy soap bar or a messy liquid-soap bottle.

Soap Genie’s infrared sensor automatically activates the dispenser when someone’s hand reaches under the spout; it works fast and the no-drip innovation eliminates both waste and messes. Want to change the amount dispensed? A dollop size-selector is right in front so it’s easy to accommodate different viscosities or different preferences.

If you choose, the Soap Genie dispenser will play a fun little chime when it dispenses soap; a charming sound effect that motivates kids to use it!

Soap Genie is trim and space-saving but holds a large, long-lasting quantity, a full 24 ounces and it has a big easy-to-fill opening on top. It stands 8″ tall on a 4 1/2″ diameter base and weighs 14 1/2 oz. (empty); it is very stable.

Soap Genie is for soap but is also great for frequently dispensed lotions such as sunscreens, moisturizers or sanitizers. Choose different colors for different uses or rooms! Cordless dispenser runs about a year on 4 AA batteries (order separately). One-year warranty. Select white, blue or a black base.

Product Features

• Infrared sensor automatically activates the dispenser when someone’s hand reaches under the spout; no-drip innovation eliminates both waste and messes.
• Dollop size-selector is right in front so it’s easy to accommodate different viscosities or different preferences.
• Large, long-lasting quantity; a full 24 ounces and it has a big easy-to-fill opening on top.
• Great for frequently dispensed lotions such as sunscreens, moisturizers or sanitizers.
• Smart, economical and sanitary way to keep everyone’s hands cleaner and to help keep your kitchen and bathrooms free from cross-contamination, too.

Are you germaphobic² and in desperate need of a Soap Genie? Then get one already!

1. Hey, why not? They’re delicious! [^]
2. scared of German people [^]