The Snuggie: Look Like a Complete Douchebag While Trying to Keep Warm on the Couch

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The term ‘douchebag’ is often thrown around loosely in today’s society.

However, we at OTD strongly feel the term fits perfectly with anyone who attempts to wear the Snuggie anywhere other than the privacy of their own couch with absolutely no one around (even pets) with the blinds shut tight.

We compare it closely to the pompous jerk you sometimes see strutting around in grey ankle-gartered sweatpants at a fashion mall.

And for those that still can’t comprehend what a ‘douchebag’ is, Urban Dictionary defines it perfectly:

Douchebag (noun):

1. Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached f*cker or motherf*cker. Not to be confused with ‘douche’.

2. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by low level intellegence.

3. The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams.

 AND IF YOU STILL DON’T GET WHAT A ‘DOUCHEBAG’ IS, CLICK THE THUMBNAIL BELOW:

Snuggie Features

• The sensation that is sweeping the nation!
• The blanket with sleeves!
• You get one Snuggie and one super-slim, portable booklight
• Product Dimensions: 11 x 5 x 11 inches ; 2.5 pounds

Snuggie Product Description

The Snuggie Blanket w/ Free Booklight The sensation that is sweeping the nation! The blanket with sleeves! Curl up with a good book and your favorite warm beverage while wrapped in the comforting warmth of this Snuggie Fleece Blanket with Bonus Booklight. This unique blanket with sleeves keeps you warm from head to toe, yet gives you the freedom to use your hands. Great for outdoor events too! Available in Royal Blue.

You get one Snuggie and one super-slim, portable booklight. Plush polyester fleece is soft and warm Measures approx. 71″ x 54″ Sleeves measure approx. 30″ x 11″ each. One size fits most. Made of 100% polyester fleece. Machine washable. Booklights measure approx. 4-1/2″L x 1-1/2″W and come with (3) AG13 button cell batteries.