Dress like a jolly old man, and drink like one too!

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Ever wonder how St. Nick gets his jollies before Christmas? SantaCon!

The furry jerk predicts a chilly day. Ladies: skanky Mrs. Claus (or the topless cheerleader thing) is not just for Halloween. Costume reuse is perfectly acceptable.

Every December for the last 16 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a bit of Santarchy as part of the annual Santacon ritual.It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon.

You’d better watch out! Santa’s coming to town!!

Remember, there are 4 cardinal rules to Santacon:

1. Don’t f@#k with the police.
2. Don’t f@#k with kids.
3. Don’t f@#k with store security.
4. And don’t f@#k with Santa.

Find an official SantaCon event in a region near you:

City specific links can be found here.