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Become "Locutus of Borg" with this robotic claw hand.

Friday, June 26th, 2009 4:00 am by RCW
Offer of the Day (06/26/2009):
Robotic Claw Hand
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locutus.jpgHave you ever watched the episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation where captain Jean Luc Picard is assimilated into the Borg and becomes “Locutus1? He, like many other Borg, had a cool robotic claw attachment on one of his arms.

Being Borg is not easy. It means that you lose all sense of individuality and privacy and become one with a “Hive Mind”. However, having a robotic claw for a hand opens up tons of advantages with being able to fix stuff, reach stuff, and hold stuff; not to mention the obvious benefits you have with the Ladies and cracking open shellfish. The best benefit I can think of is that you don’t have to worry about getting disease infested “gunk” on your hands while picking up refuse that needs disposing of.

Things You Can Now Pick Up Using the Robotic Claw Hand

  • Dead roadkill
  • Soiled undergarments
  • Used tampons
  • Used condoms
  • Dirty diapers
  • Diarrhea soaked bed sheets
  • Bathroom reading material

Product Description

Robot Claw Now the kids (6 and up) can really behave like robots!! A 20″ long arm with a pair of jaws on one end has a sliding handle in the other. Squeeze the handle and the jaws close, release and they open. Simple toy similar to a pickup tool but packaged in plastic for the robotic look that is all the rage these days.

  1. Locutus was eventually rescued and Dr. Beverly Crusher was able to change him back to good old Jean Luc. [^]
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By MibboymnZoone on 12/19/2008 at 3:35 pm -

Seldom I write comments but resource really cool


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