Become an Organized, Pill-Poppin' Jerk!

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This MedCenter Traveler Weekly Pill Organizer makes a week of medication management virtually effortless. It features removable dividers for customizing your medications, vitamins, and illicit drugs. Pill bays inside the case are contoured for maximum storage and ease of removal.

For the hard of seeing, there are easy-to-read, raised white lettering and Braille on each compartment lid. A sturdy canvas wallet with velcro flap,  keeps all your pills, whether they be Flintstone vitamins, veggie-bear vitamins, or date-rape drugs (which we frown upon), secure and dry. It’s easy to carry¹ and ideal for travel and work.

Pill Organizer Features:

• Velcro flap allows for quick access to pill Boxes
• Holds up to seven pill boxes for up to one full week of medication
• Compact size saves space in desk drawer, carry-on luggage or suitcase
• Includes 7 pill boxes numbered with each day of the week
• Four cavities in each included pill Box
• Product dimensions: 7.5″ x 1.5″ x 5″

Let me lay down a scenario you can play out at your convenience once your pill wallet has arrived.

Take charge and organize a 7-day, ‘guys only’ trip to Hawaii. If your buddies happen to be older, that will work to your benefit. Then, without your buddies’ knowledge, change the destination from Hawaii to Amsterdam.

While packing for the so-called surprise sex-tour, neatly organize one Viagra pill, or any sexual enhancer² of your choice, in each of the seven compartments of your new pill wallet. What the heck, throw some Royal Jelly pills in the mix while you’re at it.

When you meet your buddies at the airport, yell out ‘Surprise! We’re going to Amsterdam!‘. Hopefully, they’ll be ecstatic. At this point they’ll come with you just for the fact that they’re already packed and have taken 40 hours of PTO at work. They probably won’t trust you to organize anymore group vacations though.

Upon arrival at Amsterdam, immediately hit up marijuana bars. For the remainder of your vacation in Amsterdam, frequent these bars early and often. This will most likely leave your buddies impotent. While you systematically rail young beautiful women each and every day for hours on end, watch while your buddies struggle to get it up or peter-out after a few minutes.

By the end of the trip, you’ll become a living legend within your own social circle. BTW - Don’t mention the fact you had help from the Viagra and a cool little contraption known as the Seven Day Wallet Pill Organizer.

Seriously though, this little pill travel organizer should go everywhere you travel to ensure you take all your so-called ‘vitamins’. We definitely recommend organizational skills here at OfferOfTheDay.com.

1. Product dimensions: 7.5″ x 1.5″ x 5″ [^]
2. Ultimate Men’s Peak Performance pills by Swanson Health Products is a good alternative [^]