Meet someone SPECIAL: Perv the Elf

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Now that’s one PERVERTED ELF if we ever saw one! Mrs. Claus is definitely going to have her hands full this Christmas season.

PERV the Elf™ is a hilarious plush elf with a HUGE secret. Press his hand and he’ll waggle his tongue and remark with any one of 10+ raunchy ‘holiday-related’ phrases.

PLUS, while this perverted elf’s tongue waggles, his ‘PACKAGE’ bulges in and out (3 AA demo batteries included). Perv the Elf is over 11 inches tall and he knows how to accessorize (notice his cool elf necklace).

A Video of PERV the Elf in Action:

Here are some of the wacky phrases you’ll hear from Perv the Elf:

• Have I got a present for you….BOING!
• You live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by short guys all year and you’d be horny too…BOING!
• You know, elves aren’t short everywhere…BOING!
• (Giggle)…Naughty is my middle name!
• Don’t Tell Santa, but Mrs. Claus is on Fire…BOING!
• Want to see my North Pole?…BOING!
• Want to touch my lump of Coal?…BOING!

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