The Barack Obama Action Figure

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I’m not registered to vote because I know that my vote won’t count and that one person does NOT make a difference. People say stuff like: “What if everyone thought like you?” and “If you don’t vote, you shouldn’t complain about the future of this country.”. Here are some of my responses to those idiotic questions.

Reasons why I won’t vote:

1. I live in California, a Democratic state and the election isn’t decided with a popular vote
2. If I register to vote, they’re going to start sending me more junk mail
3. I have serious buyer’s remorse…One time I bought a bag of Cheetos and that same day I started craving some Oreos! That same day!
4. If everyone jumped off a bridge, I probably would…but not this time
5. If I vote a certain way, one of my A-hole friends will vote the opposite to nullify my vote
6. I don’t know where a voting station is

Anyways, here’s my chance to make up for my lack of action. I’m placing the Barack Obama action figure as Offer of the Day. Soon It will be time for the John McCain action figure.

Product Description:

• Barack Obama - he’s one of the guys running for president
• Stands 6″ tall
• Comes in window box packaging
• Made from PVC