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Philips Norelco Bodygroom: Guys, Shaving Your "Bean Bag" Just Got Easier!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 4:00 am by BGW
Offer of the Day (10/26/2009):
The Philips Norelco
BG2020 Bodygroom Shaver
User Review:
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (78 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)

Guys, do you ever lift open your boxers, peek down, and notice that it looks like you have Chewbacca Jr. in a tightly sunk triangle choke? Well, it probably means you need to vacuum downstairs. And when we say “vacuum”, we mean “trim”. And when we say “downstairs”, we literally mean “your crotch, and everything in close proximity”. Yes, we’re talking about shaving pubes here … no need to beat around the bush.

But, why would you use anything besides a shaver specifically engineered to tackle these sensitive areas in men? Look no further than the Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom Shaver.

Once you start using this shaver you will see and feel the difference. Plus, your “bean bag” will thank us. Why? Those of you that have ever nicked your scrotum can attest; it hurts. It hurts a lot. It’s worse than any paper cut, I can tell you that much. So, without sounding too gay fruity frootee straight, just envision your nut sack nice and smooth but without the band-aids or wadded up pieces of toilet paper covering up those small cuts. You will love it, women will love it, and most of all, your “bean bag” will love it.

BTW, the Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom Shaver can also shave your less important parts like your chest, armpits, legs, abs, back, shoulders, etc.

BOLD STATEMENT OF THE DAY:

If every post-pubescent male owned one of these, it would be AS close to a “Utopian society” as any female could ever imagine.

Guys, seriously now, get this Philips shaver! And girls, we know your fed up with your boyfriend’s rendition of the “Amazon rainforest”. So, if the “hint-dropping” ain’t working, just get your boyfriend one of these Norelco shavers for his birthday.

Here’s a little side-note: Has anyone ever told you, “There’s nothing better than [FILL IN THE BLANK].” For instance, my punk-ass friend Chris said to me once in Vegas, “There’s nothing better than a full body massage when you’re stressed out.” I wanted to tell him then and there, “Sure there is! THE FEEL OF MY FRESHLY SHORN SCROTUM.” It would have shut him up real damn quick, and put him in his place too. I seriously regret not saying that to him.

Product Description:

Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom ShaverThe Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom Shaver is the All-in-One grooming solution, exclusively for men that safely trims and shaves all body zones. With the Bodygroom, men can trim and shave hair from their chest & abs, underarms, groin area, legs, back and shoulders. Bodygroom features the very latest technology and ergonomic design to offer a convenient, easy and pain-free way to remove and trim body hair. Bodygroom’s advanced design allows for it to be used wet or dry and even in the shower. Its hypoallergenic foil protects even the most sensitive skin against nicks, cuts or irritation, and its stainless-steel blades ensure long-lasting performance. The Bodygroom comes with many extras including a cleaning brush and convenient charging stand.

We all know that men’s body hair is different, it can be coarse and grow in multiple directions, and that is why Bodygroom is truly a revolution in grooming. Men finally have a product designed specifically to meet their unique grooming needs.

Trim & Shave: Bodygroom’s dual function shave-and-trim system allows you total control over how much hair you want to remove. Bodygroom comes with three length attachment combs to trim and tidy hair with out completely removing it. To remove hair completely use the Bodygroom without any attachments for a close, smooth shave.

Use Wet & Dry: Because Bodygroom is water-resistant it is fast and easy to clean and ideal for use in the shower. It even comes with its own hanging cord so you can keep it close by while bathing. Since Bodygroom can also be used dry, you’ll be able to shave and trim anytime and anywhere you like.

Safe with Less Irritation: Bodygroom’s hypoallergenic shaving foil means a comfortable shave with less irritation, even on the most sensitive skin and in the most sensitive body zones. Bodygroom allows you to groom your body without worrying about painful nicks and cuts.

Ultra Close Results: Bodygroom’s Chromium Stainless Steel blades deliver ultra close results. The blades ensure long-lasting performance of your Bodygroom and are maintenance-free.

Replacement Shaver Foil: Click Here

Other standard features include:

  • Ergonomic design.
  • Safe for use on all body zones: chest & abs, underarms, groin area, legs, back and shoulders
  • Water-resistant for use in the shower
  • Rechargeable: charging time is 8 hours for up to 50 minutes of cordless use
  • Cleaning Brush
  • Charge stand and hanging cord for optimum convenience
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39 USER COMMENTS:

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By Listat on 10/04/2007 at 2:31 pm -

I have something similar to this. By the way, a cruel prank on someone would be to sprinkle the trimmings on someone’s cappuccino and tell them it’s chocolate shavings.

By Skin Care » Blog Archive ... on 10/04/2007 at 2:39 pm -

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By ryadmin on 10/04/2007 at 2:50 pm - <- Administrator

Your sack is safe with this technological masterpiece.

By Andy Wang's Overhand Right on 10/04/2007 at 3:29 pm -

But isn’t a proper tea bagging done with an unshorn scrotum?

By admin on 10/04/2007 at 3:50 pm - <- Administrator

Andy Wang’s Overhand Right wrote:

But isn’t a proper tea bagging done with an unshorn scrotum?

A more devastating “tea bag” is definitely done with an unshaven”bean bag” (au naturale).

[…] full story here […]

By Mark on 12/17/2007 at 10:21 am -

I have this product and it works good. Just got into trimming of privates - and after the fist time I used it - my tub got clogged - (shows ya how hairy I am) - my friend told me about a “vacuum” shaver - where the hair goes into the shaver - that will be my next purchase ……. but I do like this one - works good - doesn’t pull on the hairs …

By ryadmin on 12/17/2007 at 9:16 pm - <- Administrator

Mark wrote:

I have this product and it works good. Just got into trimming of privates - and after the fist time I used it - my tub got clogged - (shows ya how hairy I am) - my friend told me about a “vacuum” shaver - where the hair goes into the shaver - that will be my next purchase ……. but I do like this one - works good - doesn’t pull on the hairs …

Hey Mark, I suggest vacuuming the shavings too. I also suggest collecting the shavings and building your own “pillow”. If you start saving your shaved pubes you’ll probably have enough hair to build that extra pillow within a couple of years. Good luck!

By admin on 12/18/2007 at 5:15 pm - <- Administrator

Mark wrote:

I have this product and it works good. Just got into trimming of privates - and after the fist time I used it - my tub got clogged - (shows ya how hairy I am) - my friend told me about a “vacuum” shaver - where the hair goes into the shaver - that will be my next purchase ……. but I do like this one - works good - doesn’t pull on the hairs …

Mark,
Let us know about that “vacuum” shaver and perhaps we’ll test it out and review it as an “offer”. Thanks.

By Darryn on 01/18/2008 at 11:36 am -

Bought this sproduct only a short while ago, What a machine, fantastic, so easy to use. My girl loves the results

By Men's Skin Care Tips on 01/20/2008 at 4:30 pm -

This product is good, I suffered some hair pulling while using it first on my chest, but then I mastered it, I have only used it once down there, and it is safe at least when you just trim your hair. If you want close shaving, you’ll probably need a razor too.

By Joe on 04/02/2008 at 6:03 am -

I received the product as a gift from my brother, I thought it was a gag gift until my wife suggested I use it. I did and it worked well, maybe a bit too well. I ended up looking like I was 9. Nonetheless, a great product. Only other comment, read the article, and thought it a bit insensitive for the writer to write “without sounding too gay”, my brother is gay, and he was the one that gave me the shaver. Primarily, the gay market is one of your consumers.

By ryadmin on 04/02/2008 at 8:38 am - <- Administrator

Joe, I changed it to “fruity”.

By admin on 04/02/2008 at 8:39 am - <- Administrator

Joe, taking into consideration your comments…we’ve since changed “gay” to “fruity”.

Joe wrote:

I received the product as a gift from my brother, I thought it was a gag gift until my wife suggested I use it. I did and it worked well, maybe a bit too well. I ended up looking like I was 9. Nonetheless, a great product. Only other comment, read the article, and thought it a bit insensitive for the writer to write “without sounding too gay”, my brother is gay, and he was the one that gave me the shaver. Primarily, the gay market is one of your consumers.

By Rob on 04/15/2008 at 10:23 am -

If you think changing “gay” to “fruity” is less offensive, I must tell you you’re wrong. It’s as, if not more, offensive. “Fruity” is just as insulting as if you had changed “gay” to “faggy.” Why do you even need to include this reference at all? Are you so insecure that you can’t simply write, “So, just envision your nut sack nice and smooth…”? All you have to do is watch spring break coverage on MTV to see the large percentage of straight guys who trim their body hair without concern for what anyone may think that says about their sexuality.

By admin on 04/15/2008 at 7:07 pm - <- Administrator

Rob, taking into consideration your comments…we’ve since changed “fruity” to “frootee”.

Rob wrote:

If you think changing “gay” to “fruity” is less offensive, I must tell you you’re wrong. It’s as, if not more, offensive. “Fruity” is just as insulting as if you had changed “gay” to “faggy.” Why do you even need to include this reference at all? Are you so insecure that you can’t simply write, “So, just envision your nut sack nice and smooth…”? All you have to do is watch spring break coverage on MTV to see the large percentage of straight guys who trim their body hair without concern for what anyone may think that says about their sexuality.

By Rob on 04/24/2008 at 6:21 pm -

I’m gay and thought this was hilarious…

By Lewie on 05/08/2008 at 12:16 pm -

I agree with both Joe and Rob and think your decision to include any sexuality reference at all is extremely offensive. If you think changing gay to fruity to frootee absolves your bigotry, then you are seriously mistaken and a poor businessman. I was going to purchase this product after reading the description but when I scrolled down a bit to find the asinine administrator’s comments…well, let’s just say, “no deal” from this hairy gay man with cash to spend.

By admin on 05/08/2008 at 7:30 pm - <- Administrator

Lewie, taking into consideration your comments…we’ve since changed “frootee” to “straight”.

Lewie wrote:

I agree with both Joe and Rob and think your decision to include any sexuality reference at all is extremely offensive. If you think changing gay to fruity to frootee absolves your bigotry, then you are seriously mistaken and a poor businessman. I was going to purchase this product after reading the description but when I scrolled down a bit to find the asinine administrator’s comments…well, let’s just say, “no deal” from this hairy gay man with cash to spend.

By Dan on 05/19/2008 at 12:43 pm -

I have this shaver and its great. I still prefer the razor to shave the balls. Gives a much closer shave. I use it to shave and trim body hair elsewhere on my body. The only thing i’d like to see is it have an extension on the handle to be able to use it for back hair.

By admin on 06/10/2008 at 4:21 pm - <- Administrator

http://shaveeverywhere.com/

By Jim on 07/21/2008 at 11:52 am -

When is it going to be socially acceptable for men to not have hair all over and look like a bear? My friends looked at my shaven legs when I wore shorts and I was the subject of ridicule at the party. And the women loudly proclaimed that they prefer their men unshaven and with so much hair that they cannot see any skin! However, I love my “clean and smooth” look and look five shades fairer in the bargain!

By allen on 07/27/2008 at 11:17 am -

Rob wrote:

I’m gay and thought this was hilarious…

What was hilarious, the name calling or the shaving of your private parts till they are naked??

By julia tkenny on 09/19/2008 at 9:32 am -

ryadmin wrote:

Joe, I changed it to “fruity”.

By julia tkenny on 09/19/2008 at 9:33 am -

Men shaving their bods is fruity! I agree!

By David on 10/23/2008 at 10:56 am -

Cant we all just get along? btw, i’m queer, and i could care less…

By jeff on 12/27/2008 at 1:13 am -

well i am pre op tv that loves men and women, some call me fruity, gay, straight, froo tee, queer….what eva…
i know im a freek..a super freek, that just loves the boys clean! when i masterbait it makes for easier cleen up..
try it!

By Rusty on 02/18/2009 at 8:33 am -

Your ad is homophobic and insulting. Making a joke out of it by pretending to change the wording just highlights your insensitivity. I’ll remember to avoid Philips products in the future — not only shavers, but electronic products, light bulbs, toothbrushes, video players, and headphones.

By scooter on 02/19/2009 at 9:03 am -

yeah….offensive reference…i’m gay… i’ve developed arthritis in my hands so badly, i cant hold a razor safely… i’m shopping for electrics… and i garuntee it will not be any product associated with any branch of phillips/norelco. thanks rusty for the heads up on the scope of products to check for this manufacturers brand… and i won’t be returning to offer of the day either. next stop phillips website to slam offer of the day to them in case they did not really write the offensive shit themselves

By jeff on 02/23/2009 at 2:27 pm -

the review was definately written by a “guys guy” Thats how males talk. I’m gay, worked construction most of my life , am out,march in pride parades in a small town and you boys need to get a life. personally i don’t like shaved male bodies. I’m hairy and I’ve shaved before and don’t like the look or feel. However if you want to be one of the smooth set, well thats your choice guys… but as far as the review, thats how guys talk, even to their gay friends and brothers. get over it get a life and worry about the big picture. we have other battles and sniping about this petty stuff doesn’t help anything.

By Robt. on 03/30/2009 at 10:11 pm -

To the Administrator: If you were truly serious about eliminating a slur against gay men from your review of this product, you would have eliminated the offensive references (gay, fruity, frootee) altogether rather than merely strike them out, which only serves to emphasize them more. It would appear that you are too insecure in your manhood to write a review about a product aimed at men’s vanity about their bodies (specifically, the attractiveness of one’s penis and scrotum) without being concerned that someone just might think you are gay. Sexual orientation is not relevant to the sales pitch. I’d be very surprised if the product’s manufacturer cares about the sexual orientation of the customer. (I wouldn’t have wondered about yours had you not felt it necessary to toss in a comment which really is meant to say, “Hey men, I’m not one of them.”) The point is to get people to buy the product no matter with whom they have sex. The appropriate course of action would be to delete the opening phrase of the sentence so the insults disappear, and begin the sentence with “Just.” As for Jeff’s comment, it disappoints me to see a gay man excuse the slurs as “petty stuff,” simply the way straight males talk. I’m sorry, but it’s how bigots talk. (Would anyone be willing to excuse such language had it been a racial slur?) This isn’t a petty matter, and I believe it is worth referring to GLADD for direct action if you remain unwilling to repair the damage yourself.

By yeah man on 04/29/2009 at 1:24 am -

guys,,,,if you go down on a girl and she’s all hairy, is it not a turn off, when girls think the same way, they don’t want a mouth full of hair either. so shave!!!!!!!!!!!

By yeah man on 04/29/2009 at 1:26 am -

admin wrote:

Andy Wang’s Overhand Right wrote:

But isn’t a proper tea bagging done with an unshorn scrotum?

A more devastating “tea bag” is definitely done with an unshaven”bean bag” (au naturale).

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! awesome!!

By Ole Hanson on 06/25/2009 at 7:34 am -

I’ve never used an electric, Mach III Turbo only for my sack! I shave my cock, balls, taint, butt hole and crack about once a week. I love the smooth feeling in my undies! By the way, I do use Bikini Zone Shave Gel to the job, works great!

By Greg on 10/16/2009 at 12:36 pm -

I have this razor. actually the 2030, which is an upgrade model. However, it claims to be abe to shave the back, but the handle is not near long enough to do the job. I can get my upper and lower back–leaving a patch of hair in the middle portion.

By kayla on 11/29/2009 at 7:28 am -

Wow, I’m just looking for a shaver to buy for my boyfriend…and I was about to buy this one, until I read the comments, I agree, sexual orientation has nothing to do with selling a product. So administrater asshole, just take the words out. It’s simple, aren’t you trying to sell the product, how can you do so if you mock your customers?

By admin on 11/29/2009 at 1:58 pm - <- Administrator

kayla wrote:

Wow, I’m just looking for a shaver to buy for my boyfriend…and I was about to buy this one, until I read the comments, I agree, sexual orientation has nothing to do with selling a product. So administrater asshole, just take the words out. It’s simple, aren’t you trying to sell the product, how can you do so if you mock your customers?

Kayla, we don’t need your ignorant, close-minded business anyways.

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