Philips Norelco Bodygroom: Guys, Shaving Your "Bean Bag" Just Got Easier!

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But isn’t a proper tea bagging done with an unshorn scrotum?

Andy Wang’s Overhand Right wrote:

But isn’t a proper tea bagging done with an unshorn scrotum?

A more devastating “tea bag” is definitely done with an unshaven”bean bag” (au naturale).

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I have this product and it works good. Just got into trimming of privates - and after the fist time I used it - my tub got clogged - (shows ya how hairy I am) - my friend told me about a “vacuum” shaver - where the hair goes into the shaver - that will be my next purchase ……. but I do like this one - works good - doesn’t pull on the hairs …

Mark wrote:

I have this product and it works good. Just got into trimming of privates - and after the fist time I used it - my tub got clogged - (shows ya how hairy I am) - my friend told me about a “vacuum” shaver - where the hair goes into the shaver - that will be my next purchase ……. but I do like this one - works good - doesn’t pull on the hairs …

Hey Mark, I suggest vacuuming the shavings too. I also suggest collecting the shavings and building your own “pillow”. If you start saving your shaved pubes you’ll probably have enough hair to build that extra pillow within a couple of years. Good luck!

Mark wrote:

I have this product and it works good. Just got into trimming of privates - and after the fist time I used it - my tub got clogged - (shows ya how hairy I am) - my friend told me about a “vacuum” shaver - where the hair goes into the shaver - that will be my next purchase ……. but I do like this one - works good - doesn’t pull on the hairs …

Mark,
Let us know about that “vacuum” shaver and perhaps we’ll test it out and review it as an “offer”. Thanks.

Bought this sproduct only a short while ago, What a machine, fantastic, so easy to use. My girl loves the results

This product is good, I suffered some hair pulling while using it first on my chest, but then I mastered it, I have only used it once down there, and it is safe at least when you just trim your hair. If you want close shaving, you’ll probably need a razor too.

I received the product as a gift from my brother, I thought it was a gag gift until my wife suggested I use it. I did and it worked well, maybe a bit too well. I ended up looking like I was 9. Nonetheless, a great product. Only other comment, read the article, and thought it a bit insensitive for the writer to write “without sounding too gay”, my brother is gay, and he was the one that gave me the shaver. Primarily, the gay market is one of your consumers.

Joe, I changed it to “fruity”.

Joe, taking into consideration your comments…we’ve since changed “gay” to “fruity”.

Joe wrote:

I received the product as a gift from my brother, I thought it was a gag gift until my wife suggested I use it. I did and it worked well, maybe a bit too well. I ended up looking like I was 9. Nonetheless, a great product. Only other comment, read the article, and thought it a bit insensitive for the writer to write “without sounding too gay”, my brother is gay, and he was the one that gave me the shaver. Primarily, the gay market is one of your consumers.

If you think changing “gay” to “fruity” is less offensive, I must tell you you’re wrong. It’s as, if not more, offensive. “Fruity” is just as insulting as if you had changed “gay” to “faggy.” Why do you even need to include this reference at all? Are you so insecure that you can’t simply write, “So, just envision your nut sack nice and smooth…”? All you have to do is watch spring break coverage on MTV to see the large percentage of straight guys who trim their body hair without concern for what anyone may think that says about their sexuality.

Rob, taking into consideration your comments…we’ve since changed “fruity” to “frootee”.

Rob wrote:

If you think changing “gay” to “fruity” is less offensive, I must tell you you’re wrong. It’s as, if not more, offensive. “Fruity” is just as insulting as if you had changed “gay” to “faggy.” Why do you even need to include this reference at all? Are you so insecure that you can’t simply write, “So, just envision your nut sack nice and smooth…”? All you have to do is watch spring break coverage on MTV to see the large percentage of straight guys who trim their body hair without concern for what anyone may think that says about their sexuality.

I’m gay and thought this was hilarious…

I agree with both Joe and Rob and think your decision to include any sexuality reference at all is extremely offensive. If you think changing gay to fruity to frootee absolves your bigotry, then you are seriously mistaken and a poor businessman. I was going to purchase this product after reading the description but when I scrolled down a bit to find the asinine administrator’s comments…well, let’s just say, “no deal” from this hairy gay man with cash to spend.

Lewie, taking into consideration your comments…we’ve since changed “frootee” to “straight”.

Lewie wrote:

I agree with both Joe and Rob and think your decision to include any sexuality reference at all is extremely offensive. If you think changing gay to fruity to frootee absolves your bigotry, then you are seriously mistaken and a poor businessman. I was going to purchase this product after reading the description but when I scrolled down a bit to find the asinine administrator’s comments…well, let’s just say, “no deal” from this hairy gay man with cash to spend.

I have this shaver and its great. I still prefer the razor to shave the balls. Gives a much closer shave. I use it to shave and trim body hair elsewhere on my body. The only thing i’d like to see is it have an extension on the handle to be able to use it for back hair.

http://shaveeverywhere.com/

When is it going to be socially acceptable for men to not have hair all over and look like a bear? My friends looked at my shaven legs when I wore shorts and I was the subject of ridicule at the party. And the women loudly proclaimed that they prefer their men unshaven and with so much hair that they cannot see any skin! However, I love my “clean and smooth” look and look five shades fairer in the bargain!

Rob wrote:

I’m gay and thought this was hilarious…

What was hilarious, the name calling or the shaving of your private parts till they are naked??

ryadmin wrote:

Joe, I changed it to “fruity”.

Men shaving their bods is fruity! I agree!

Cant we all just get along? btw, i’m queer, and i could care less…

well i am pre op tv that loves men and women, some call me fruity, gay, straight, froo tee, queer….what eva…
i know im a freek..a super freek, that just loves the boys clean! when i masterbait it makes for easier cleen up..
try it!

Your ad is homophobic and insulting. Making a joke out of it by pretending to change the wording just highlights your insensitivity. I’ll remember to avoid Philips products in the future — not only shavers, but electronic products, light bulbs, toothbrushes, video players, and headphones.

yeah….offensive reference…i’m gay… i’ve developed arthritis in my hands so badly, i cant hold a razor safely… i’m shopping for electrics… and i garuntee it will not be any product associated with any branch of phillips/norelco. thanks rusty for the heads up on the scope of products to check for this manufacturers brand… and i won’t be returning to offer of the day either. next stop phillips website to slam offer of the day to them in case they did not really write the offensive shit themselves

the review was definately written by a “guys guy” Thats how males talk. I’m gay, worked construction most of my life , am out,march in pride parades in a small town and you boys need to get a life. personally i don’t like shaved male bodies. I’m hairy and I’ve shaved before and don’t like the look or feel. However if you want to be one of the smooth set, well thats your choice guys… but as far as the review, thats how guys talk, even to their gay friends and brothers. get over it get a life and worry about the big picture. we have other battles and sniping about this petty stuff doesn’t help anything.

To the Administrator: If you were truly serious about eliminating a slur against gay men from your review of this product, you would have eliminated the offensive references (gay, fruity, frootee) altogether rather than merely strike them out, which only serves to emphasize them more. It would appear that you are too insecure in your manhood to write a review about a product aimed at men’s vanity about their bodies (specifically, the attractiveness of one’s penis and scrotum) without being concerned that someone just might think you are gay. Sexual orientation is not relevant to the sales pitch. I’d be very surprised if the product’s manufacturer cares about the sexual orientation of the customer. (I wouldn’t have wondered about yours had you not felt it necessary to toss in a comment which really is meant to say, “Hey men, I’m not one of them.”) The point is to get people to buy the product no matter with whom they have sex. The appropriate course of action would be to delete the opening phrase of the sentence so the insults disappear, and begin the sentence with “Just.” As for Jeff’s comment, it disappoints me to see a gay man excuse the slurs as “petty stuff,” simply the way straight males talk. I’m sorry, but it’s how bigots talk. (Would anyone be willing to excuse such language had it been a racial slur?) This isn’t a petty matter, and I believe it is worth referring to GLADD for direct action if you remain unwilling to repair the damage yourself.

guys,,,,if you go down on a girl and she’s all hairy, is it not a turn off, when girls think the same way, they don’t want a mouth full of hair either. so shave!!!!!!!!!!!

admin wrote:

Andy Wang’s Overhand Right wrote:

But isn’t a proper tea bagging done with an unshorn scrotum?

A more devastating “tea bag” is definitely done with an unshaven”bean bag” (au naturale).

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! awesome!!

I’ve never used an electric, Mach III Turbo only for my sack! I shave my cock, balls, taint, butt hole and crack about once a week. I love the smooth feeling in my undies! By the way, I do use Bikini Zone Shave Gel to the job, works great!

I have this razor. actually the 2030, which is an upgrade model. However, it claims to be abe to shave the back, but the handle is not near long enough to do the job. I can get my upper and lower back–leaving a patch of hair in the middle portion.

Wow, I’m just looking for a shaver to buy for my boyfriend…and I was about to buy this one, until I read the comments, I agree, sexual orientation has nothing to do with selling a product. So administrater asshole, just take the words out. It’s simple, aren’t you trying to sell the product, how can you do so if you mock your customers?

kayla wrote:

Wow, I’m just looking for a shaver to buy for my boyfriend…and I was about to buy this one, until I read the comments, I agree, sexual orientation has nothing to do with selling a product. So administrater asshole, just take the words out. It’s simple, aren’t you trying to sell the product, how can you do so if you mock your customers?

Kayla, we don’t need your ignorant, close-minded business anyways.

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