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A Brief Education in Mullets.

Thursday, September 6th, 2007 4:00 am by BGW

Booker T. With A MulletMeet Booker T. As you can see, he’s a rotund and portly, young chicken with piercing blue eyes. And if you look closely, you’ll notice that our fine feathered friend is sporting a unique hairstyle, and it has nothing to do with his widow’s peak (which is hereditary). We’re talking about what he does voluntarily to style his hair. He is sporting a hairstyle known as the “mullet“. Don’t let Booker T hear this…, but some consider the mullet “out of style”.

So, without further adieu, let’s commence with your mullet education. Consider this the mullet vocabulary you wish you learned in school.

The Mullet

Not to be confused with the fish, a mullet (a.k.a mudflap or Ape Drape) is a hairstyle that is short in the front, top, and sides, relative to the hair in the back. It’s sometimes referred to as “Business in the front, Party in the back”.

If you’re having a hard time visualizing what a mullet is, just think of David Spade’s character in the movie Joe Dirt (2001), or Billy Ray Cyrus’s hairstyle when the song “Achy Breaky Heart” was popular circa 1992. Oh, you can also think of John Stamos in the 80’s sitcom Full House.

Let me ask you a question. Do you like to people watch? More specifically, do you like to mullet-hunt? (A term referring to the act of scoping for people sporting mullets; usually a competition between buddies as a non-productive way to pass time.) If you want to mullet-hunt, we believe whole-heartedly that you will NEED to have at least some basic mullet terms in your arsenal in order to be competitive.

Here are some of OfferOfTheDay’s Favorite Mullets:

  1. Mulletino - a Latino person’s mullet (a.k.a Mexi-mullet or Mul-latino)
  2. Mulletini - a young child’s mullet
  3. Femullet - a female’s mullet
  4. Mulletard - we’re going to burn for this, but … a person with a mullet who HAPPENS to have down syndrome
  5. Camaro Mullet - a guy’s mullet who drives a Camaro while showing off his mullet (a.k.a. Camaro Cut)
  6. Perm-mullet - a permed mullet (i.e. Michael Bolton)
  7. Famullet - a family where all the members have mullets
  8. Mulletov Cocktail - a drink brought to you by a waitress with a mullet (femullet), whose hair accidentally went into your drink

Yeah, the last one was a stretch, but what can you do? If you want to increase your mullet knowledge even further, please visit the following sites:

www.mulletsgalore.com

www.mulletmadness.com

www.mulletjunky.com

www.emullet.com

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16 USER COMMENTS:

By BT on 09/06/2007 at 8:41 am -

I love that chicken. He’s got a lot of style. I want to shake his wing.

By admin on 09/06/2007 at 8:52 am - <- Administrator

BT wrote:

I love that chicken. He’s got a lot of style. I want to shake his wing.

You can definitely shake Booker T’s wing by touching your monitor and making an up-and-down motion. If someone sees you doing this, ask him/her if she too wants to meet Booker T.

By ryadmin on 09/06/2007 at 8:58 am - <- Administrator

Booker T is holding out his right wing awaiting your handshake.

By Listat on 09/06/2007 at 9:10 am -

You guys forgot the “Achy Breaky Mistak-ey” as a description for a mullet.

By TKO on 09/06/2007 at 12:56 pm -

my landlord had a mullet in high school. how do i know? facebook!

By bgwjerk on 09/06/2007 at 1:08 pm -

www.emullet.com is possibly the most unpretentious Mullet website out there.

By AVH on 09/06/2007 at 7:40 pm -

Mulletard - wow. We’re gonna be lucky if we don’t choke on arsenic laced wine on Sunday.

By admin on 09/06/2007 at 11:05 pm - <- Administrator

AVH wrote:

Mulletard - wow. We’re gonna be lucky if we don’t choke on arsenic laced wine on Sunday.

Heh…don’t shoot the messenger.

By Tits Magoo on 09/09/2007 at 4:01 pm -

Phemullet - pherret mullet

Not to be confused with the Femullet, you can catch both on Animal Planet. Those female zookeepers are hot.

By admin on 09/09/2007 at 10:02 pm - <- Administrator

Tits Magoo wrote:

Phemullet - pherret mullet

Not to be confused with the Femullet, you can catch both on Animal Planet. Those female zookeepers are hot.

Sorry, but Mrs. Magoo’s got a bee really cute, or a raging LESBO!!!

By Tits Magoo on 09/10/2007 at 10:30 am -

admin wrote:

Tits Magoo wrote:

Phemullet - pherret mullet

Not to be confused with the Femullet, you can catch both on Animal Planet. Those female zookeepers are hot.

Sorry, but Mrs. Magoo’s got a bee really cute, or a raging LESBO!!!

I’m claiming lesbo … raging hormonal lesbo.

By admin on 09/12/2007 at 11:56 pm - <- Administrator

That’s it. Mrs. Magoo is officially an “OTD Nut-Hugger”.

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