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Corky Thacher Would Probably Endorse this Metrokane Houdini Lever-style Corkscrew

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 4:00 am by BGW
Offer of the Day (01/30/2008):
Metrokane Houdini Lever-style Corkscrew
User Review:
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The Thacher FamilyUs jerks at OfferOfTheDay believe wholeheartedly that if the Thacher family had this Metrokane Corkscrew, they would have nicknamed it “Corky” instead of their son.

And why would Corky Thacher1, a 90’s sitcom icon with Down Syndrome, endorse this product? Because the Houdini Corkscrew is so easy to use, it would help conserve his “retard strength” for other non-constructive activities such as: snapping crayons, running through screen doors, and ripping toilet seats off their hinges.

On a serious note, the Metrokane Houdini Corkscrew will help remove your corks effortlessly in seconds too. Plus, you’ll never have broken bits of cork in your wine or corks pushed down the neck of your wine bottles. It’s a great lever-style corkscrew that’s also available in red and blue.

BTW, the Houdini Corkscrew makes a great gift for the wine enthusiast! I know because I just got one. We also recommend Coppola Red Wines from Coppola’s vineyards.

Click here to purchase your own Houdini Corkscrew.

Product Review

The Metrokane Houdini lever-style corkscrew works so easily it practically defies explanation. Metrokane corkscrews are independently tested for 20,000 cork pulls; tests assume replacement of the spiral after 1,000 pulls. Made with durable all-metal gear parts, the Houdini works with any size wine bottle. Its polycarbonate handles are ergonomically-designed and finished with a polished luster.

Product Features

  • Innovative engineering from the makers of the Rabbit corkscrew
  • Removes corks in seconds
  • Compatible with wine bottles of all sizes
  • All-metal gears and ergonomic grip; comes with foil cutter
  • 5-year warranty

  1. A character from the series “Life Goes On”, played by Chris Burke [^]
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