Be Like My Dentist & Purchase a FULL Gallon of Cool Mint Listerine Antiseptic Mouthwash!

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Feel the burn when you rinse your germ-ridden mouth with some Cool Mint Listerine. The best thing about this particular offer is that you get one-gallon’s worth, in a pump container nonetheless. You can rinse, rinse and rinse some more, and never worry about running out. You may even get sick of Listerine after awhile.

MY Dentist, whom I have been going to for years, has HIS 1-gallon pump bottle sitting atop the rinse counter next to the teeth cleaning chair.

Here’s what to do to copy  MY Dentist exactly:

1. Buy a bunch of small 3-oz Dixie cups, just like MY dentist has.
   
2. Keep the cups in a cup dispenser mounted to the wall next to a sink like MY dentist does.
3. Buy the 1-Gallon Cool Mint Listerine Antiseptic Mouthwash like MY dentist did.
   
4. Pump 1 to 2 squirts worth of Listerine into a Dixie cup like MY Dentist does for me.
5. Add some water from the sink to dilute the mouthwash a bit like MY cheapskate Dentist does.
6. Rinse and spit in the sink like I do because MY Dentist tells me.
7. Throw away the Dixie cup in a nearby trashcan just like the one MY Dentist points to when he notices that I’m done rinsing.

Product Description

Listerine® is the only mouthwash clinically proven to help prevent and reduce the gum disease gingivitis and kill germs between your teeth when brushing and flossing are not enough.

• Kill germs that cause bad breath, plaque & the gum disease gingivitis.
• Use every 12 hours.
• 24 Hour protection against plaque & gingivitis germs.