Just A Drop Before You Drop A Deuce!

(72 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)

Don’t be that room clearing, party fouling, “deuce-dropping” jerk that everyone hates! Be considerate while dropping a deuce at a party. Just A Drop eliminates personal bathroom odors with one little drop! It’s formulated to create a blocking layer on the surface of the toilet water which traps odor from escaping. Enough said. Be kind to others … and quite frankly, to yourself. It works. Try it!

Let me lay down a scenario you can play out at your convenience once your Just A Drop order has arrived.

Go to a house party with the Just A Drop bottle secretly hidden in your pocket. Then, in front of as many people as possible, eat all the tummy-ache causing foods you can get your hands on (i.e. beans, garlic, rotten fruit). In fact, eat so much that friends start telling you that if you don’t stop, you are going to sh*t yourself. Little do they know, this is EXACTLY what we want to happen with this little “circus act”.

When you finally feel the urge to drop a deuce, turn to the crowded room, raise your arms in a “V“, and exclaim pretentiously, “I’m God’s gift baby! My sh*t don’t stink. Watch this!”. And, with a smug look on your face, enter the bathroom nearest to where the most party people are congregating (if there’s a line, just shove your way through).

Lock the bathroom door and administer one drop of Just A Drop into the toilet. Drop “trow”, take a seat on your “throne”, rip a couple of “wet ones”, then take an obnoxiously loud and splash inducing dump…so loud that the whole party can hear. Hearing some giggling or gasps from the “party-goers” outside will pay dividends later. Flush and wash up. Walk out with the door wide open.

Quickly grab the person next in line by the hair and force them into the bathroom. Shove the person’s whimpering face close to the toilet bowl and scream, “Breathe it in! Feel it in your lungs! Does it stink? … Does it stink Jerkface?!”

When the teary-eyed victim cries, “No, you Jackass! Surprisingly, it doesn’t stink!”, dramatically pause while staring straight into his/her eyes and repeat the following: “If you EVER doubt me again … you’ll find out what it smells like from the inside of that bowl!” - then, let the poor soul go.

Your status will automatically change from “Loser” to “Mr. Cool” as you now will be known as the Life of the Party. Be prepared to score with any hottie you want, thanks to that little bottle of Just A Drop secretly hidden in your pocket.

Product Description:

Stop embarrassing smells before they start. Adding Just A Drop odor eliminator before you go, creates a blocking layer on the toilet water surface that traps and neutralizes 98% of embarrassing odors before they escape into the air. No perfumed bathroom air fresheners or deodorizers needed! Just A Drop concentrated plant extract formula is biodegradable and septic tank safe. Home Trends customers vote Just A Drop the number one solution to your bathroom’s number two odor problem. Includes tiny carrying case for convenient purse and travel concealment. 15 ml. Up to 780 drops. Make a subtle hint to “friends,” they’ll thank you later.