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Just A Drop Before You Drop A Deuce!

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 4:00 am by BGW
Offer of the Day (09/12/2007):
Just A Drop - Bathroom Odor Eliminator
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Don’t be that room clearing, party fouling, “deuce-dropping” jerk that everyone hates! Be considerate while dropping a deuce at a party. Just A Drop eliminates personal bathroom odors with one little drop! It’s formulated to create a blocking layer on the surface of the toilet water which traps odor from escaping. Enough said. Be kind to others … and quite frankly, to yourself. It works. Try it!

Let me lay down a scenario you can play out at your convenience once your Just A Drop order has arrived.

Go to a house party with the Just A Drop bottle secretly hidden in your pocket. Then, in front of as many people as possible, eat all the tummy-ache causing foods you can get your hands on (i.e. beans, garlic, rotten fruit). In fact, eat so much that friends start telling you that if you don’t stop, you are going to sh*t yourself. Little do they know, this is EXACTLY what we want to happen with this little “circus act”.

When you finally feel the urge to drop a deuce, turn to the crowded room, raise your arms in a “V“, and exclaim pretentiously, “I’m God’s gift baby! My sh*t don’t stink. Watch this!”. And, with a smug look on your face, enter the bathroom nearest to where the most party people are congregating (if there’s a line, just shove your way through).

Lock the bathroom door and administer one drop of Just A Drop into the toilet. Drop “trow”, take a seat on your “throne”, rip a couple of “wet ones”, then take an obnoxiously loud and splash inducing dump…so loud that the whole party can hear. Hearing some giggling or gasps from the “party-goers” outside will pay dividends later. Flush and wash up. Walk out with the door wide open.

Head Stuck In ToiletQuickly grab the person next in line by the hair and force them into the bathroom. Shove the person’s whimpering face close to the toilet bowl and scream, “Breathe it in! Feel it in your lungs! Does it stink? … Does it stink Jerkface?!”

When the teary-eyed victim cries, “No, you Jackass! Surprisingly, it doesn’t stink!”, dramatically pause while staring straight into his/her eyes and repeat the following: “If you EVER doubt me again … you’ll find out what it smells like from the inside of that bowl!” - then, let the poor soul go.

Your status will automatically change from “Loser” to “Mr. Cool” as you now will be known as the Life of the Party. Be prepared to score with any hottie you want, thanks to that little bottle of Just A Drop secretly hidden in your pocket.

Product Description:

Stop embarrassing smells before they start. Adding Just A Drop odor eliminator before you go, creates a blocking layer on the toilet water surface that traps and neutralizes 98% of embarrassing odors before they escape into the air. No perfumed bathroom air fresheners or deodorizers needed! Just A Drop concentrated plant extract formula is biodegradable and septic tank safe. Home Trends customers vote Just A Drop the number one solution to your bathroom’s number two odor problem. Includes tiny carrying case for convenient purse and travel concealment. 15 ml. Up to 780 drops. Make a subtle hint to “friends,” they’ll thank you later.

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16 USER COMMENTS:

By mr.newton on 09/12/2007 at 8:07 am -

the ultimate test of this product may not be after deuce but after an asparagus challenge? any speculation as to how effective this product may be after chomping down on the delicious, yet pungent delight?

By Listat on 09/12/2007 at 8:25 am -

“Deuce dropping” is a good alternative to “dropping off some Cosby kids”. I know some friends that seriously need this juice.

By Eddie on 09/12/2007 at 8:49 am -

Just like Jeremy, “raise your arms in a V”. Pretty ridiculous.

By admin on 09/12/2007 at 12:41 pm - <- Administrator

Eddie wrote:

Just like Jeremy, “raise your arms in a V”. Pretty ridiculous.

Ridiculous huh? You’re ridiculous. You actually knew that obscure Pearl Jam reference.

By Chris on 09/13/2007 at 10:10 pm -

I have this product and use it daily especially after eating at Taco Bell. It does work quite effectively.

By Liz on 09/14/2007 at 8:23 am -

Eddie wrote:

Just like Jeremy, “raise your arms in a V”. Pretty ridiculous.

Maybe if you actually knew the quote, “arms raised in a V”. Get it right next time.

By admin on 09/14/2007 at 9:14 am - <- Administrator

Too many Pearl Jam fans here.

By ryadmin on 09/14/2007 at 1:00 pm - <- Administrator

Liz wrote:

Maybe if you actually knew the quote, “arms raised in a V”. Get it right next time.

I will modify the post to reflect the correct phrase.

By Editor’s Top 10 Posts on 10/09/2007 at 10:07 pm -

[…] Just A Drop Before You Drop A Deuce! […]

By Harriet Davis on 01/28/2008 at 7:49 pm -

wow it really works no more carrying matches to light to cover smells. can I buy it in stores?

By ryadmin on 01/28/2008 at 8:57 pm - <- Administrator

Harriet Davis wrote:

wow it really works no more carrying matches to light to cover smells. can I buy it in stores?

I’ve never seen this product in the stores that I go to…only online. I just posted a new link to Amazon. Enjoy, and let her rip!

By Joey on 04/10/2008 at 2:57 pm -

I have tried this stuff and it DOESS NOT work most of the time. I used it at work thinking I was safe and it did not work and I was EMBARRASSED.

By jimbo on 04/18/2008 at 11:45 am -

Unfortunately, I enjoy the smell of my steamers, nay I actually revel in it. Why would I want to use a highly effective product like this to deny that pleasure to the others..?

By ryadmin on 04/18/2008 at 8:10 pm - <- Administrator

jimbo wrote:

Unfortunately, I enjoy the smell of my steamers, nay I actually revel in it. Why would I want to use a highly effective product like this to deny that pleasure to the others..?

Yo jimbo, you probably want to check out Liquid Ass. This should enhance the smell of your so called “steamers”. It’s like having a glass of red wine with your steak. It brings out the flavors.

By Joe Bucko on 03/31/2009 at 8:59 am -

I just had to write you this e-mail to thank you for your recent help. Mrs. Bucko has been saying recently that she has married the perfect man. I asked her why she now thinks her man is perfect and no longer a jackass? She replied; why your shit no longer stinks you perfect man you!!!!!!! She also admitted that for me that was no small accomplishment. Let’s not tell Mrs. Bucko our little secret.
Thanks again, and where can I get more of those packets before I start to stink again?

By Harlan Duhon on 01/03/2010 at 8:14 pm -

WHERE CAN I GET THE LARGE BOTTLES AND THE SMALL BOTTLES OF ONE DROP, THANKS

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