Do You Want to Raise the Next Big Name Serial Killer?

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Imagine your last name living on forever in history books, criminal profiling lectures, and A&E documentaries. Think BIG, like Dahmer, Manson, Gein, or Bundy. Isn’t that delicious sounding? This book, How To Traumatize Your Children, contains 191 pages of advice to turn your little “darling” into a dysfunctional deviant.  Remember, if you’re lucky, you may become a victim of your own creation and get your first name in the history books as well…

Here are some chapter headings:

• Don’t Cut Your Child Any Slack
• Imagination is an Unaffordable Luxury
• Your Needs Come First
• Your Child’s Cues and Needs: Ignore Them
• Push Them Now, Before It’s Too Late