The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 4:00 am by BGW
Filed Under: Bizarre, Cooking & Kitchen
Offer of the Day (11/14/2007):
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
User Review:
(15 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)
(15 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5) 
As President Bush is fond of saying, “You don’t have to be a rocket surgeon to use it!” Simply place the nut between her legs and squeeze! Yikes, it gives Bill shivers just thinking about it. The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker has stainless steel thighs and can crack the toughest nuts!
She’s ready for you, but is America ready for this Nutcracker?!
We think so!
See Hillary in action!
Product Features
- The most innovative new product of the year!
- A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell.
- The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring.
- Stands Nine inches tall
- Feel the Squeeze with Hillary!
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11 USER COMMENTS:
[…] here at OTD are betting “BIG” for Hillary “The Nutcracker” Clinton (moneyline = -225) to be victorious over Barack Obama in the Democratic Primaries. […]
Cheapest I found was www.myperplex.com for $20 on this
[…] The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker - The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker has stainless steel thighs and can crack the toughest nuts! […]
obama - talk the talk and current plagerism and hyperb
clinton - walk the walk, add health care and other possitives
this can win texas ohio penn and enough to pres nomination contact for other ideas
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It never ceases to amaze me, the sick minds that abound in this country.
ts karrow wrote:
Sure, but America is not ready for a lesbian president.
Just a thought…is it possible for those who do not favor Clinton to at least give a reason that isn’t some mysogynistic cliche? These nutcracker and lesbian comments just want me to vote for her.
Better a Nutcracker in the White House than “Claire” Obama, the little lady that wants to waltz with the Terrorists in order to subdue them - what an ego! He can’t even win the Jackass party, let alone our arch enemies. What are they thinking!
[…] rhetorical - where was the “objective” mainstream media outrage over the “Hillary nutcrackers“? They were sold in a big honking display at the CNBC store at National (Reagan) airport. […]
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