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The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 4:00 am by BGW
Offer of the Day (11/14/2007):
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

As President Bush is fond of saying, “You don’t have to be a rocket surgeon to use it!” Simply place the nut between her legs and squeeze! Yikes, it gives Bill shivers just thinking about it. The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker has stainless steel thighs and can crack the toughest nuts!

She’s ready for you, but is America ready for this Nutcracker?!

We think so!

See Hillary in action!

Product Features

  • The most innovative new product of the year!
  • A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell.
  • The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring.
  • Stands Nine inches tall
  • Feel the Squeeze with Hillary!
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11 USER COMMENTS:

By Hillary vs. Barack | Offer of the Day on 12/23/2007 at 9:33 am -

[…] here at OTD are betting “BIG” for Hillary “The Nutcracker” Clinton (moneyline = -225) to be victorious over Barack Obama in the Democratic Primaries. […]

By moe on 12/27/2007 at 9:07 pm -

Cheapest I found was www.myperplex.com for $20 on this

By Top 10 Posts by OfferOfTheDay | Offer of the Day on 01/17/2008 at 11:40 am -

[…] The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker - The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker has stainless steel thighs and can crack the toughest nuts! […]

By ts karrow on 02/18/2008 at 5:55 pm -

obama - talk the talk and current plagerism and hyperb
clinton - walk the walk, add health care and other possitives
this can win texas ohio penn and enough to pres nomination contact for other ideas

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By Jaxie on 04/13/2008 at 3:47 pm -

It never ceases to amaze me, the sick minds that abound in this country.

By Yes and no on 05/01/2008 at 3:25 pm -

ts karrow wrote:

obama - talk the talk and current plagerism and hyperb
clinton - walk the walk, add health care and other possitives
this can win texas ohio penn and enough to pres nomination contact for other ideas

Sure, but America is not ready for a lesbian president.

By Lisa on 05/09/2008 at 1:48 pm -

Just a thought…is it possible for those who do not favor Clinton to at least give a reason that isn’t some mysogynistic cliche? These nutcracker and lesbian comments just want me to vote for her.

By Abigail Uppington on 05/16/2008 at 10:38 am -

Better a Nutcracker in the White House than “Claire” Obama, the little lady that wants to waltz with the Terrorists in order to subdue them - what an ego! He can’t even win the Jackass party, let alone our arch enemies. What are they thinking!

[…] rhetorical - where was the “objective” mainstream media outrage over the “Hillary nutcrackers“? They were sold in a big honking display at the CNBC store at National (Reagan) airport. […]

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