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Meet "Herbert" the creepy pedophile from the sitcom 'Family Guy'

Friday, July 3rd, 2009 4:00 am by BGW

Herbert Action FigureHerbert (aka Herbert the Pervert) is an elderly and eccentric pedophile and ephebophile1 from the animated sitcom Family Guy.

10 Things to Know about Herbert:

  1. first appeared in a Season 3 episode titled To Love and Die in Dixie
  2. occasionally cross-dresses
  3. voiced by Mike Henry
  4. utilizes a walker for support
  5. usually seen wearing a blue bath robe
  6. speaks in a high-pitched tone, often with a lisp and whistle
  7. owns a white dog named Jesse who is paralyzed from the waist down
  8. tries to seduce young males, usually Chris Griffin
  9. lives in the same neighborhood as the Griffins (Peter, Louis, Chris, Meg, Stewie, & Brian)
  10. keeps a freezer full of popsicles in his cellar

The Season 4 episode “The Courtship of Stewie’s Father” features his rendition of Somewhere That’s Green2. If there is one scene that summarizes Herbert, it’s that scene (shown below). Check out this live version of the scene.

  1. a person who is erotically attracted to post-pubescent youths [^]
  2. a spoof of the song from the musical Little Shop of Horrors [^]
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