George Bush Toilet Paper

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Has the war in the Middle East or the value of the U.S. Dollar got you down this year? Well, there’s at least one person still smiling … President George W. Bush.

With this toilet paper, President Bush will remind you to just sit down, forget about all the problems going on in our country, and relax.

Each roll of George Bush toilet paper comes individually shrink-wrapped for your convenience.

This “Bush Paper” is decorated with smiling portraits of George Bush with some of his classic quotes:

Classic George W. Bush Quotes include:

- “They misunderestimated me.”
- “We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.”
- “Bring ‘em on.”

Priceless OfferOfTheDay.com Advice:

Invite some Democrats over for dinner and stock your guest bathrooms with the George Bush Toilet Paper. Trust us, they’ll love it and will practically be begging you for some laxatives to ingest so that they can wipe their asses all night with his face. If you’re lucky, they may even comment on that sh*t-eating-grin he has (literally) plastered on his face.

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Invite some Bush supporters over for dinner and stock your guest bathrooms with the George Bush Toilet Paper. Crush laxative pills, mix it into their dinner salads, and force these loyal Bush supporters to make George W. Bush look like the ultimate “brown-noser”.

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