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The Furry Jerk and The Door Gym

Thursday, October 8th, 2009 4:00 am by RCW

Feel the burn The Furry Jerk is an avid Door Gym enthusiast. The Door Gym allows the Furry Jerk to maintain his “crazy chimp strength” while he’s away from the jungles. Remember, orangutans are great tree climbers, so hanging from a pull-up bar is no big deal for the little primate.

For motivation, you can ask the Furry Jerk to make sure you do your chin-ups everyday. If you try to wuss out of doing your chin-ups, the Furry Jerk will violently pummel the living snot out of your face until your head swells to the size of a pumpkin. This severe beating is named a Pumpkin Head Deluxe (otherwise known as a P.H.D). He may even throw in a FREE curbing.

Yes, this post doesn’t make much sense.

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