A Cool Fossil Money-Clip Wallet with Built-in Bottle Opener!

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I read on some gay guy’s blog that the 3 essential accessories a guy should have are:

1. a stylish watch
2. a nice belt
3. and a cool wallet

The sometimes forgotten men’s accessory is today’s offer; a cool sh*t brown bi-fold money clip wallet with built-in bottle opener. Yes, the money clip doubles as a bottle opener, so you’ll never have problems achieving any state of intoxication.

It’s a Fossil wallet, so you know it’s of the highest quality. Plus, it’s space efficient money clip design that isn’t too bulky and can be worn comfortably in your front pants pocket. You may even have room to play a quick discrete game of pocket-pool¹.

And guys, remember this important life lesson once ejaculated from the mouth of Kramer from Seinfeld:

Always ‘keep the big bills on top’.

Product Description

Genuine Leather Money clip with engraved Fossil Logo. Money clip doubles as bottle opener, 6 card slides and outside pocket Measures 4.25″ x 3.25″.

1. Usually involves secretly jiggling, itching, adjusting, or fondling your own testicles and/or penis through your front pants pocket. [^]