Here is a little background information on the following voicemails:

A woman named Olga and her friend were out one night in the San Francisco Marina District. They were hanging outside of one of the bars trying to find a taxi. Unfortunately, Olga ends up meeting this creepy guy outside named Dimitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and tells him, “call me”.

Well, attached below are two voicemails (accompanied with funny video) that this guy “Dimitri” left her.  Let’s just say that Dimitri goes a bit overboard and is somewhat too straightforward with poor Olga after just meeting her.

Important Note: These voicemails are 100% real and this guy Dimitri is real too.