I Got a Pocket Full of Durex Extra Sensitive Condoms

(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)

Our favorite condom is the Durex Extra Sensitive Condom. While in use, it feels like you’re are actually doing a real, honest-to-God woman and not “Latex-Girl (Latex-Girl, by the way, is an “of-age” female superhero who had a terrible, terrible car accident and had to have the whole lower half of her body surgically replaced by latex and other rubber-related composites … the rubber composites used in the operation are similar to Viton in texture, but tuna in smell)”.

I did a little Web detective work and found a great review that summed up my Thesis on this extra sensitive condom. It’s from a woman’s perspective, and I cut and pasted it below straight from the website because there’s NO way in Hell I would be caught dead typing it out:

When me and my boyfriend tried these condoms.. it was unbelievable!!! It feels so natural almost like he wasn’t wearing one.. and ladies we all no that it feels much better without!!

Precious OfferOfTheDay Advice for Men

We wanted to relay to you one of the best pickup lines ever created. We’re passing this little verbal gem onto you because we “care” and we want you to get lucky. This panty-dropping phrase is an obscure but catchy reference to an old Snoop Dogg rap song. It’s bold, succinct, and to the point and it goes a little somethin’ like this:

I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too.

**You can pronounce “rubbers” like “rub-uhz” if you feel up to it.

And it works better if you actually put a handful of Durex Extra Sensitive Condoms in your front pants pocket (left or right, it doesn’t matter).

Durex Condom Features:

• Low Latex Scent
• 100% satisfaction guaranteed
• #1 brand of condoms in the world!
• Super Thin Condoms

So, if you don’t like kids or syphilis, you should really think about practicing the withdrawal method with young, untouched virgins.

And if that doesn’t work, you should really think about biting-the-bullet and getting Durex condoms. Check out other styles below: