The Furry Jerk in All His Glory!
The Furry Jerk Wants to Give you a Pumpkin Head Deluxe!
Posted in The Furry Jerk, Education & Reference (05/14/2008 by RCW) - 7 Comments »A Pumpkin Head Deluxe, otherwise known as a P.H.D, is a type of beating that leaves your face swollen to the point of looking like a pumpkin. The Furry Jerk will gladly issue you a P.H.D and you don’t even have to study one bit.
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The Furry Jerk and The Door Gym
Posted in The Furry Jerk, Health & Fitness (03/20/2008 by RCW) - No Comments » The Furry Jerk is an avid Door Gym enthusiast. The Door Gym allows the Furry Jerk to maintain his “crazy chimp strength” while he’s away from the jungles. Remember, orangutans are great tree climbers, so hanging from a pull-up bar is no big deal for the little primate.
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"I am NOT ALF!" - The Furry Jerk
Posted in The Furry Jerk (12/31/2007 by BGW) - No Comments »People seem to be a bit confused here. They are getting the Furry Jerk mixed up with ALF. We’re here to set the record straight.
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OMG! Two Furry Jerks need to be "Rescued" from Grim Reapers.
Posted in The Furry Jerk, Bizarre (12/28/2007 by BGW) - No Comments »
We have recently discovered that two Furry Jerks have been kidnapped by some Grim Reapers. They need your help.
“Rescue” the Furry Jerks from the Grim Reapers Now!
The Furry Jerk Wants you to be "Safe" this Christmas
Posted in The Furry Jerk, Site Updates (12/24/2007 by RCW) - No Comments »…unlike Jamie Lynn Spears.
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Watch Out... The Furry Jerk Has Stolen My Shoes!
Posted in The Furry Jerk (12/20/2007 by RCW) - 2 Comments »The Furry Jerk has GREAT taste. He loves New Balance 992 shoes for running and doing burpees. Unfortunately, he will also use the shoes for caving in your cranium.
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"Almonds are Good!" - The Furry Jerk
Posted in The Furry Jerk, Food & Recipes (11/29/2007 by BGW) - No Comments » Since the Furry Jerk is just a dumb orangutan, he can sit around all day munching on nuts. And boy, he’s found some tasty nuts for you today! He suggests you join the members only Nut of the Month Club from TryMyNuts.com.
Just choose the nut flavors you want and one flavor will be […]
The Furry Jerk is Definitely EXCITED...
Posted in The Furry Jerk (11/17/2007 by admin) - No Comments »because he knows YOU will adopt him in time for the Holidays. Click here to find out how much the adoption fees cost.
Adopt him from Amazon.com or StuffedAnimals.com
The Furry Jerk is too Much Into Weezer
Posted in The Furry Jerk (11/10/2007 by admin) - No Comments »The Furry Jerk’s favorite band in the whole forest is WEEZER. He also likes the Weezer tribute band, The Little Bitches. After swinging from the trees, he’ll put on his iPod and crank “Slob” as loud as he can while munching on a banana.
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The "Furry Jerk" has Arrived!
Posted in The Furry Jerk (11/01/2007 by RCW) - 9 Comments »A revolutionary product, the Folkmanis Orangutan Puppet, will change people’s opinion of what’s important in life. Your pitiful hopes and dreams WILL be realized with this “Furry Jerk” by your side.
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