Category Archive: Cooking & Kitchen
The Perfect Eating Utensil: The Super Spork
Posted in Bizarre, Cooking & Kitchen (02/19/2008 by BGW) - No Comments »You know that rickety, low-budget, white plastic spork you get when you buy coleslaw or mashed potatoes at KFC? It’s now obsolete thanks to the genius of Scandinavian designer Joachin Nordwall.
He designed the so-called SUPER SPORK, which easily bests the traditional spork.
A common spork is an eating utensil with a spoon and fork merged together […]
Corky Thacher Would Probably Endorse this Metrokane Houdini Lever-style Corkscrew
Posted in Cooking & Kitchen (01/30/2008 by BGW) - No Comments » Us jerks at OfferOfTheDay believe wholeheartedly that if the Thacher family had this Metrokane Corkscrew, they would have nicknamed it “Corky” instead of their son.
And why would Corky Thacher, a 90’s sitcom icon with Down Syndrome, endorse this product? Because the Houdini Corkscrew is so easy to use, it would help conserve his “retard […]
Waring Pro Deep Fryer - Over 50% OFF!
Posted in Deals, Sales, & Freebies, Cooking & Kitchen (01/24/2008 by RCW) - No Comments »With this simple to use and easy to clean, Waring Pro Deep Fryer, you can have a mini KFC, Dickie-Pees, or Taco Bell in your very own kitchen! There’s nothing wrong with deep frying your food. Guess what…food tastes WAY BETTER when it’s deep fried. To all the vegetarians: try dumping your salad in this […]
Click Here to Continue Reading »Tribest Personal Blender: Only Make Enough Shake For Yourself.
Posted in Cooking & Kitchen, Food & Recipes (12/27/2007 by BGW) - 2 Comments »Be a selfish jerk. Why share your delicious shake with someone?
With the Tribest Personal Blender you have a valid excuse when your girlfriend starts yapping and asking for some of your shake. You can now tell her something along these lines:
My Tribest Personal Blender only accommodates shakes for ONE person … so stop your […]
Make a Breakfast Sandwich in 4 Minutes with this Toaster!
Posted in Cooking & Kitchen (12/04/2007 by RCW) - 1 Comment »What’s not to like about this kitchen appliance? This 3-in-1 toaster is perfect for those who are in a hurry to get to school or work. Pop in an egg and an English Muffin and you got yourself a “Pseudo Egg McMuffin” in just 4 minutes.
Click Here to Continue Reading »AeroGarden: Start Your Indoor Garden Today!
Posted in Home & Garden, Cooking & Kitchen (11/27/2007 by BGW) - No Comments »Do you love fresh herbs? Cherry tomatoes or strawberries perhaps? Maybe you love gardening but can’t do it because of weather conditions, back problems, or perhaps you hate worms and dirty knees like me. With the AeroGarden, you can now garden in the convenience of your own home with no bugs or dirt.
Click Here to Continue Reading »Deep Fry a Turkey this Holiday Season!
Posted in Cooking & Kitchen, Food & Recipes (11/23/2007 by BGW) - No Comments »If you’ve never had a deep fried turkey, you are totally missing out. It’s moist and succulent. And as Andrew Zimmern from Bizarre Foods might say, it’s the Pièce de résistance of any holiday meal you’ll ever have. Even Booker T wouldn’t mind being deep fried, as long as he ends up melting in your […]
Click Here to Continue Reading »The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
Posted in Bizarre, Cooking & Kitchen (11/14/2007 by BGW) - 10 Comments »This nutcracker is a comical representation of the former first lady Hillary Clinton.
Click Here to Continue Reading »The Bacon Wave: Eat Bacon Cooked in the DAMN Microwave!
Posted in Cooking & Kitchen, Food & Recipes (11/12/2007 by BGW) - No Comments »The Bacon Wave cooks bacon a lot faster than the traditional method, creates less of a mess, and produces bacon that isn’t saturated with excess oil and fat.
Click Here to Continue Reading »The Peter Petrie Egg Separator
Posted in Cooking & Kitchen (11/09/2007 by BGW) - No Comments »WHAT A SILLY KITCHEN PRODUCT!
The Peter Petrie Egg Separator has to be one the most hideous presents you could ever give a baker, chef, or egg-white omelet fiend. It is somewhat revolting to watch in action, but it is very practical.
This funny looking piece of American made pottery is an egg separator; used to separate […]

