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CASIO F91W-1 Casual Sport Watch
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You WON'T Look Pretentious With This Cheap Casio Sport Watch!

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 10:00 am by BGW
Offer of the Day (05/17/2008):
The CASIO F91W-1
Casual Sport Watch
User Review:
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (16 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)

It’s sometimes beneficial to have possessions in your life that are “disposable”. You can accidentally forget them at restaurants and not feel obligated to return and pick them up, you can throw them against the wall when you’re angry and not care about them getting damaged, etc. Okay, enough talk about hookers already, and onto the offer of the day…

The F91W-1 Casual Sport Watch from Casio is a casual, light-weight, digital watch that has a ridiculously long battery life and can be worn at social events to look unpretentious. It’s an everyday watch and is also great for workouts. But, the best thing about this classic watch is it’s LOW price.

BTW, Seth Rogen loves this watch too.

Here is the women’s version.

Let me lay down a scenario you can play out at your convenience once your Casio watch has arrived.

Get invited to a wedding. Go to the wedding wearing this Casio watch. At the reception, roll-up your sleeves and show the watch off a bit. You will immediately give off the impression that you are genuine, resourceful, and practical. They’ll basically believe that you don’t like spending money on ‘unnecessary’ wants.

With this first impression freshly imprinted in people’s minds, charm these feeble-minded guests with small talk, political puns, and the occasional off-color joke. Start, to regale them with made-up stories of past humanitarian expeditions to third world countries. Trust us, they’ll buy this load of hogwash.

Then, with all this positive attention focused towards you, momentarily excuse yourself from the conversation, calmly walk to the nearest garbage can1, take the watch off and nonchalantly toss it in the trash. Then pompously announce, ‘I only wear watches once. They’re disposable to me, just like dogs are to Michael Vick.

This cavalier act will leave on-lookers flabbergasted. It’s worth the price of the watch for sure!

And don’t just take our word for it! The Furry Jerk loves the Casio F91W-1 Casual Sport watch too…

Furry Jerk Sporting a Casio Watch Furry Jerk Casio Watch

Casio F91W-1 Casual Sport Watch Details:

A Black Casual Classic watch with a Resin Band.

  • Splash resistant for use when walking, jogging or running in the rain
  • Stopwatch mode with critical increments of 1/100th of a second
  • Displays time in 12 or 24 hour formats
  • Hourly time signal (on/off)
  • Daily alarm
  • Auto-calendar
  • Micro-light
  • Battery: Approximately 7 years
  • Accuracy: +/- 30 seconds per month
  1. again, make sure people are watching at this point [^]
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