Quotes to live by from the movie Billy Madison.

Here are some of our favorite quotes from the classic comedy film “Billy Madison (1995)“:

1. He called the shit poop!
2. Ah hahahaha, SHUT UP!
3. Just give me a Snack pack!
4. Back to school, back to school, to prove to daddy that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch and my shoes tied tight. I hope I don’t get in a fight.
5. You know what? YOU SUCK!
6. It takes more than two to tango……or somethin like that.
7. Oh, Eric is pregnant. Congratulations! Feel those kicks, he’s gonna be a soccer player. He is … He is.
8. I can see your lips moving, but I can’t make out the words… I’m deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn … Sooo hot … Want to touch the hiney … AROOO-OO!
9. That’s quacktastic!
10. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ms. Lippy! The part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn’t put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy’s gotta think ‘You got a pet. You got a responsibility.’ If your dog is lost you don’t look for an hour then call it quits? You get your ass out there, and you find that fucking dog!
11. Tuh…tuh…tuh…today junior
12. Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! [He notices a gold swan on the edge of the bathtub.] Stop looking at me, swan!
13. All the kids in high school pee their pants- it’s the coolest.

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