Author Archive: RCW

Deep-Fry Anything With This Mini Deep Fryer

Deep-frying something will make it taste way better. How do I know this? Because I ate a friggin’ deep-fried baby frog in Bangkok, and it was the best thing ever! Just popped the deep-fried bastard in my mouth and started munching. If I tried to eat it raw like how Bear Grylls did in Man […]

My Dumb Homemade Halloween Mask

The Lazy Man’s Clown Mask:
I didn’t feel like buying a costume this year because I waited until last night and I didn’t want to look like a jerk shopping for a costume at Safeway. So I went rummaging through my drawers and made this little gem. I used a paper plate, some post-it notes (2 […]

The Barack Obama Action Figure

I’m not registered to vote because I know that my vote won’t count and that one person does NOT make a difference. People say stuff like: “What if everyone thought like you?” and “If you don’t vote, you shouldn’t complain about the future of this country.”. Here are some of my responses to those idiotic […]

Want to Look Like a Dork at the Airport?

This Airport ID Holder from Samsonite is quite convenient if you are going to travel. You can keep your passport, boarding pass, tickets, driver’s license, credit cards and cash all safely around your neck. It also allows you to remove the neck cord so you can put it away in your bag or pocket. While […]

Get $100 Off Select New TomTom GPS Units!

Anyways, Amazon is having a $100 OFF sale on some of their top-of-the-line in-car TomTom units. You have the chance of giving someone a gift of a great GPS unit this Christmas1 while saving quite a bit of money.

Here's a Quick Video on How to Make Your Own Wine

Making your own wine can be quite fun, as seen in this “how to” video:

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Scare Some Republicans with a Barack Obama Mask!

Spew Forth Pure Democratic Gold!
Barack Obama tends to come up all the time in day to day political debate. Many disagreements between Republicans and Democrats hinge on the ability to convince who is right and who is dumb. Well Democrats, your secret weapon is here!
Wearing this Barack Obama Mask, will grant you democratic omnipotence. Just […]

Kill 2 Birds with 1 Stone with These Dust Mop Slippers

Dust mop slippers and mitt pick up dirt, and dust quickly and easily. Slippers grab pet hair as you slide across the floor, save time walking dirt away. No more bending or kneeling. Dust While You walk. No more kneeling and stooping to clean those out of the way places. Simply slip on these convenient slippers for a clean and sparkling floor. Frees you hands for other chores. Slip these convenient mop slippers onto your feet to easily dust mop your floors!

Do You Want to Raise the Next Big Name Serial Killer?

Imagine your last name living on forever in history books, criminal profiling lectures, and A&E documentaries. Think BIG, like Dahmer, Manson, Gein, or Bundy. Isn’t that delicious sounding? This book, How To Traumatize Your Children, contains 191 pages of advice to turn your little “darling” into a dysfunctional deviant.  Remember, if you’re lucky, you may […]