Author Archive: RCW

Do You Want to Raise the Next Big Name Serial Killer?

Imagine your last name living on forever in history books, criminal profiling lectures, and A&E documentaries. Think BIG, like Dahmer, Manson, Gein, or Bundy. Isn’t that delicious sounding? This book, How To Traumatize Your Children, contains 191 pages of advice to turn your little “darling” into a dysfunctional deviant.  Remember, if you’re lucky, you may […]

Supercat to the Rescue!

Every breed needs a hero.

Tea Bagging Just Got a Lot Easier!

Are you tired of waiting for your tea to brew? With this “tuxedo-clad tea-bagger“, you can have a perfect cup of tea every time. Just tie your tea bag to the penguin’s beak and turn the timer dial to your desired brewing time. Turning the dial will dip your tea bag, tea strainer, or any […]

Bacon Strip Adhesive Bandages

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are genuine sterile bandages that look like strips of raw bacon.

Pear Cookie Jar - Also Stores Pears

Are you too much into pears? For example… Do you eat pears every day? Is your Halloween costume a pear? Do you find yourself salivating about under age pears? Do you like rubbing pear juice all over your cat or dog? If so, then get this pear cookie jar to complement your pear obsession. By […]

The Hero Hot Dog Steamer - Your Hot Dogs are Ready!

Haven’t you always wondered what it would feel like to cook half a dozen hot dogs in an appliance that looks like a cheap Snoopy rip-off? Well now you can with the Hero Hot Dog Steamer - the epitome of hot dog steamers. Simply add water and up to six hot dogs, and cook for […]

1GB Soccer USB Drive

Since everyone is talking about soccer these days, I figured it was time to capitalize on the “frenzy” by showing this little gem I found. It’s a USB drive that looks like a damn soccer ball. If you ever see anyone with this thing sticking out of their Macbooks, punch them in the face for […]

Bake Perfect Brownies with this Edge Brownie Pan!

Since 2006, the Edge Brownie Pan has quickly become the item to own in the bakeware world. It is one of the most highly rated and reviewed products on Amazon right now (not just in bakeware). This edge brownie pan guarantees that each brownie will have atleast two chewy edges that everyone loves so much. […]

The Sardine Diet

Sardines are the perfect breakfast when you’re really on the move because you can eat them straight from the tin can without any preparation. Sardines are healthy too because they’re high in protein, iron, and Omega 3’s, but low in carbs and have zero trans fats.

The Pizzazz Pizza Oven - Perfect Pizza Quick and Easy!

This Pizzazz Pizza Oven from Presto, claims it can cook an excellent frozen pizza without preheating. It takes about 15 minutes to cook a 12 inch pizza. I feel like trying this out on a DiGiorno’s or Papa Murphy’s frozen pizza and comparing it to Little Sneezer’s pizza as a test of how good […]

Listen to "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" in Weezer's Red Album

When Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer, sings “I am the greatest man that ever lived” on the epic “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived” (track #2) of this album, you can’t help but feel that you’re listening to someone who is DEFINTELY better than you.

Be prepared for any event with this Six Pack Holster

This item is available in either Camo, Red, Black, Blue or Pink, and fits waist sizes 30″ - 54″. This life saving item holds six of your favorite beers or other favorite canned drinks.

Meet Owlcat - A Genetic Experiment in Absurdity

Owlcat is a perverted amalgam of both owl and cat; probably resulting from some sick genetic experiment. This crime against nature, however, looks to be one furry, agile, well balanced, yet wise, bird of prey. This monstrosity before us, is the last thing this world needs and demonstrates that Man’s scientific reach and ingenuity greatly […]

Ladies, take some of this cat's advice - crocs are dumb!

Ladies, take some of this cat’s advice - crocs are dumb!

Explore the Darkness with this LED Headlamp

You now can do anything in the dark with this headlamp. Imagine having both your hands free and a blinding source of light to aide your nightly adventures. Here are some dastardly acts you may try with this Streamlight Septor LED Headlamp: moving boxes out of the attic, hiking through the woods at night, […]

The Furry Jerk Wants to Give you a Pumpkin Head Deluxe!

A Pumpkin Head Deluxe, otherwise known as a P.H.D, is a type of beating that leaves your face swollen to the point of looking like a pumpkin. The Furry Jerk will gladly issue you a P.H.D and you don’t even have to study one bit.

Paranormal Activity in the Animal Kingdom

If Ghosts do exist, I believe animals, especially dogs, are able to sense them. BTW, this dog reminds me of Pops.

Here is Proof Undeniable that Kittens are Easily Amused

The Mr. Bento Lunch Jar - Empowering Overeaters Everywhere!

Do you feel like having Italian, Japanese, Indian, or Chinese food for lunch today? Why not have all four? With this Mr. Bento Lunch Jar, your dreams of stuffing your pie-hole with a four course meal are now tangible.
Zojirushi’s Mr. Bento Stainless Lunch Jar is an awesome way to store your meal. It features a […]

Umm..., No "Pirate" Puppy. That's obviously just an empty roll of toilet paper.