Author Archive: BGW

Buy Hanes Underwear...thanks to JLH!
Posted in Fashion & Apparel (08/05/2009 by BGW) - 3 Comments »Forget Michael Jordan or Kevin Bacon, once Jennifer Love Hewitt signed on to be a Hanes spokeswoman, I threw away all my Fruit of the Loom underwear and got some Hanes boxer briefs (see below).
BTW, JLH can sell a heaping plate of cow manure to me and call it french fries.
Jennifer Love Hewitt continues to […]

The Sophisticated Drink of Choice Nowadays is the Irish Car Bomb!
Posted in Education & Reference, Food & Recipes (07/31/2009 by BGW) - No Comments »Or, how easily offended Irish people like to call — “Car Bomb”.
The next time you’re at a bar, get bombed with Irish Car Bombs. They taste great and take the edge off big time.
Plus, imagine how sophisticated and “grown up” you’ll appear drinking this socially acceptable drink. People who overhear you ordering these at the […]

Get Matt Hughes' Book for Some Bathroom Reading
Posted in Education & Reference (07/29/2009 by BGW) - No Comments »If you know anything at all about mixed martial arts and the UFC, then you know the name Matt Hughes. With devastating slams and ground-and-pound — and nine championship belts to his credit — Matt is the most dominant fighter in UFC history. A Christian, a family man, and a fighter, Matt Hughes could only have been made in America.
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Liquid Ass - Oh de Toilette
Posted in Bizarre (07/09/2009 by BGW) - No Comments »Liquid ASS is a highly–concentrated, butt–crack smell with hints of green poo, fart, and dead animal. Its uses are unlimited. Spray it in an elevator, car or office cubical. Just a few spray of Liquid Ass is enough clean a crowded room. Get revenge with Liquid Ass.
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Great Wireless Speakers with Remote for 40% OFF!
Posted in Gadgets & Tech (07/08/2009 by BGW) - No Comments »Listen to music just about anywhere without the hassle of running unsightly speaker wire! The powerful transmitter uses 900 MHz technology to send music through walls and floors to the dual wireless speakers up to 150 feet away. These high-quality, weather-resistant speaker can even be used in wet areas. Enjoy the complete freedom of taking your music or other audio almost anywhere.
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Pretend to be H.W. Plainview with these Peltor Professional Noise Canceling Earmuffs
Posted in Health & Fitness, Gadgets & Tech (07/07/2009 by BGW) - No Comments »Peltor’s dual cup design minimizes resonance to achieve maximum protection from high and low frequencies; muffling both the deep snorting of the backhoe and the high-pitched whine of the concrete saw. This patented design provides the highest noise reduction rating for earmuffs in its class. Lightweight and super comfortable, the H10A is designed to be worn all day.
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Meet "Herbert" the creepy pedophile from the sitcom 'Family Guy'
Posted in Movies & Television (07/03/2009 by BGW) - 1 Comment »Herbert (aka Herbert the Pervert) is an elderly and eccentric pedophile and ephebophile ((a person who is erotically attracted to post-pubescent youths)) from the animated sitcom Family Guy.
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Posted in Bizarre (06/23/2009 by BGW) - No Comments »This kid unknowingly makes a fool of himself by having a World Of Warcraft meltdown because his mother apparently canceled his World Of Warcraft gaming account. It’s all caught on video because his crafty brother has no lack of vision and impeccable timing. It’s only a matter of time before this thing goes viral. Look […]
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Drive Dogs Crazy with the Dog Dazer II Ultrasonic Dog Deterrent
Posted in Gadgets & Tech (06/16/2009 by BGW) - No Comments »Concerned about dog attacks when you jog, ride your bicycle, or deliver newspapers? Fed up with barking dogs, your own or your neighbor’s? Or perhaps you’re just interested in dog torture? You need the Dog Dazer II, a handheld ultrasonic dog repeller and dog training device.
This ultrasonic dog trainer silences or repels unruly or downright […]

SwissTech BodyGuard 5-in-1 Emergency Tool
Posted in Gadgets & Tech (06/15/2009 by BGW) - 1 Comment »Every driver you know needs a BodyGuard 5-in-1 Emergency Tool. It can definitely come in handy when you least expect it. Use it as a key chain, or just stick it in your car for peace of mind.
Its sonic alarm can also be used as a distress signal or rape deterrent. The bright white LED […]