Author Archive: BGW

Corky Thacher Would Probably Endorse this Metrokane Houdini Lever-style Corkscrew

Us jerks at OfferOfTheDay believe wholeheartedly that if the Thacher family had this Metrokane Corkscrew, they would have nicknamed it “Corky” instead of their son.
And why would Corky Thacher, a 90’s sitcom icon with Down Syndrome, endorse this product? Because the Houdini Corkscrew is so easy to use, it would help conserve his “retard […]

Carnation Instant Breakfast: Don't be a "Breakfast Skipper"!

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And due to our busy schedules, it’s hard to prepare a nutritious breakfast sometimes. With that said, we want to let you know about a great way to get a quick nutritious breakfast into your system every day. It’s Nestle’s Carnation Instant Breakfast … serious […]

The Back-Up: Protection Within Reach

The Back-Up is a rack that allows you to keep your shotgun within easy reach. Many people keep their guns on a bed stand, under a bed, in a closet or standing in a corner. However, none of these locations are safe because they do not give you easy access to your defensive tool when you really need it.

Meet "Herbert" the creepy pedophile from the sitcom 'Family Guy'

Herbert (aka Herbert the Pervert) is an elderly and eccentric pedophile and ephebophile ((a person who is erotically attracted to post-pubescent youths)) from the animated sitcom Family Guy.

Heather Taddy: The hottest little thing in Paranormal Research!

Check out this interview with Paranormal State’s very own team documentarian Heather Taddy. Watch Heather Taddy and friends on Paranormal State on Monday nights at 10:00 PM on A&E.

UFC 80: Rapid Fire - We're betting BIG on Penn and Gonzaga to be Victorious

Event: UFC 80: “Rapid Fire”
Date: Saturday, January 19, 2008
Location: The Metro Radio Arena in Newcastle, England
Lightweight Bout: BJ Penn (11-4-1) vs. Joe Stevenson (28-7)

This Saturday, BJ “The Prodigy” Penn will fight Joe “Daddy” Stevenson for the interim UFC Lightweight Championship. This is a a battle of two great lightweights. We feel that BJ Penn is […]

The SkyRoll Roll-up Garment Bag Carry-On

My brother loves the SkyRoll Garment Bag. He brought it for a wedding last weekend and was ranting and raving about its quality and its ability to keep suits from wrinkling. He thinks he’s better than me cuz my weekend bag was shaped like a sack.
By the way, on the trip, I accidentally sweated on […]

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney Dog Poop Bags

Now you can scoop your pooch’s poop into a biodegradable bag featuring Bush & Cheney printed on each individual poop bag to reinforce the fact that yes, they’re full of crap. The dog poop bags come with flushable paper liners too!

The LightWedge Reading Light is the ONLY way to read when it's dark!

A Different Kind of Book Light The LightWedge is an efficient book light with a streamlined design. Since the light is emitted directly onto the page, there’s no excess reflection to disturb others nearby. The LightWedge is thin and lightweight.

Hey Republicans! Get your Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper!

If you’re reading this and you are a DEMOCRAT, please avert your eyes. Better yet, hit the following combination of keys on your keyboard (Alt+F4).
Are you sick of seeing “Queen” Hillary’s face everywhere? Well, now you can put her next to her rightful throne - your own! A great gift for that Republican you know, […]