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The Anti-Rape Kit for Women

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 4:00 am by BGW

Models RapeAt OfferOfTheDay, we want our female contingent to feel safe from guys who can be more like the douche-bags you see on Dateline NBC’s To Catch A Predator, Forensic Files, or Dolce & Gabbana ads.

Here is a little kit we cooked-up called the OTD Anti-Rape Kit for Women. Having any 2 of the following items in this kit should give you a fighter’s chance against a would-be assailant. And since the anti-rape condom is NOT yet available at your local drugstore, we think this post is a must read.

With that said, we pose the following question to you:

Do you want to get raped or kidnapped?

If you answered “No” to that question, BY ALL MEANS … please read on.


Item #1. A Self-Defense Handbook for Women

See Sally Kick Ass: A Woman’s Guide to Personal Safety (Paperback) by Fred VogtSee Sally Kick Ass - A Woman’s Guide to Personal Safety by Fred Vogt: A Woman’s Guide to Personal Safety is the girl’s answer on how to be safe in today’s world. This book provides over 650 helpful safety suggestions to incorporate into your everyday life. These ideas include tips for at home, in the car, shopping, and traveling, to making your children safer, to date rape prevention.

While the book focuses primarily on prevention, it acknowledges things happen and therefore teaches self-defense techniques that are direct and highly effective. There are 134 pictures illustrating how to defend yourself and how to stop an attacker in his tracks.


Item #2. Pepper Spray or Mace

Lipstick Safety SprayLipstick Safety Spray Designed for women: This powerful pepper formula is contained inside a common looking lipstick that houses a powerful self protection pepper delivery system. The Lipstick Pepper Spray is a convenient and subtle way to carry the protection you need into any environment where you might find yourself. Contains 5 one second bursts and sprays up to 6 feet. Available in five classy colors: Blue, Silver, Red, Pink and Black.

Pepper Spray, 1/2 Oz.
Classic Pepper Spray: Stops Attackers Fast! This pepper spray is 1/2 ounce and comes in a black key case. This pepper spray will come individually packaged in a sealed factory shell case. Pepper Plus incapacitates one or more attackers for up to 30 minutes.

  • Simple and easy to use
  • Effective and safe
  • Pepper gas formula
  • Police tested and approved
  • Proven effective on persons under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

Item #3. A Stun Gun or Steel Baton

Small Fry 900,000 Volt StungunSmall Fry 900,000 Volt Stun Gun: The ground breaking design of the Streetwise Small Fry Stun Gun enables 900,000 volts to fire out of a stun gun that is so small it can fit in the palm of your hand! It’s small size makes it the perfect stun gun for women to carry in their purse. Contains a safety switch to prevent accidental discharge and a belt loop holster.

When an attacker is touched by the Small Fry it will disrupt the message the brain sends to the voluntary muscles. Simply touching an attacker for three to five seconds will deliver a high voltage shock that will incapacitate him. Full recovery takes about five to ten minutes and there is no permanent harm. The Small Fry Stun Gun is one of the highest quality models available and comes with a lifetime warranty.

Extendable Baton with SheathExpandable Steel Baton: Increasingly popular and still standard police issue, the baton is an effective and low cost defense solution. Batons are easy to conceal and hide, safer to carry then a gun, can easily defeat a knife or brass knuckle wielding attacker, and allow you to keep distance during a confrontation.

  • Black non-glare coated steel shaft, Rock Hard
  • 21-in Extendable Baton with Sheath
  • Peace of mind and protection at home, work, and while traveling

Item #4. A Safety Whistle or Alarm

Fox 40 CMG Whistle with Mouth GuardClassic Safety Whistle: With the loudest, shrillest penetrating power, Fox 40’s patented pealess design is the whistle of choice for professional and amateur sport federations worldwide.

  • 115 Decibels of high pitch shrill rises above ambient noise-can be heard up to a mile away
  • 100% impervious to moisture - perfect for snowmobiling, wilderness and general outdoor activities
  • Pealess Design, No moving parts-nothing to obstruct sound, nothing to jam, break or freeze

Screecher Personal AlarmScreecher Personal Alarm: The Screecher Aerosol Alarm emits an “ear-piercing” blast readily recognized as an emergency call for help. Its high-pitched shriek can be heard up to 1/4 mile away. The alarm is conveniently sized for your pocket or purse. The 10 gram unit has a push-top activator and contains approximately 30 short blasts.

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3 USER COMMENTS:

By InsultComicDog on 11/23/2007 at 9:11 am -

Dolce and Gabbana ads? Come on, those guys are attracted to each other, not women!

By admin on 11/23/2007 at 1:52 pm - <- Administrator

InsultComicDog wrote:

Dolce and Gabbana ads? Come on, those guys are attracted to each other, not women!

True…so true.

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