Year Archive: 2008

Chill Drinks Faster with a Cooper Cooler!

Cooper Cooler rapid beverage chiller with 12 volt adapter adds a touch of class to any tailgate party. Nothing puts the skids on a tailgating session like warm suds. Stand back and let the Cooper Cooler Tailgater Rapid Beverage Chiller come to the rescue.

The Pizzazz Pizza Oven - Perfect Pizza Quick and Easy!

This Pizzazz Pizza Oven from Presto, claims it can cook an excellent frozen pizza without preheating. It takes about 15 minutes to cook a 12 inch pizza. I feel like trying this out on a DiGiorno’s or Papa Murphy’s frozen pizza and comparing it to Little Sneezer’s pizza as a test of how good […]

Zeno Pro Acne Clearing Device with 90 Count Cartridge

Zeno Pro is an acne clearing device. It is a hand-held, portable electronic medical device that is clinically proven to make pimples disappear fast. In fact, for treating acne pimples, it’s the most scientifically advanced and effective device available without a prescription.

Listen to "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" in Weezer's Red Album

When Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer, sings “I am the greatest man that ever lived” on the epic “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived” (track #2) of this album, you can’t help but feel that you’re listening to someone who is DEFINTELY better than you.

Lindberg Snider Seasonings

Lindberg Snider gives us two great seasoning rubs with the Porterhouse & Roast Seasoning and the Red Baron Barbecue Spice.

Be prepared for any event with this Six Pack Holster

This item is available in either Camo, Red, Black, Blue or Pink, and fits waist sizes 30″ - 54″. This life saving item holds six of your favorite beers or other favorite canned drinks.

50% Off a George Foreman G-Broil 72" Grill

George Foreman’s G-Broil is an easy to use indoor grill that also broils. Make everything from grilled cheese sandwiches to meat on this versatile unit. With a 72-inch cooking surface, you’ll have room to cook for the entire family.

Folks, Spin the Herpes Off Your Salads!

Pinzon’s salad spinner makes washing and drying leafy vegetables a snap. Simply add your lettuce, spinach, or herbs to the colander basket, run under water, place the colander in the bowl, and spin.

Lil' Wayne's Tha Carter III CD Cover

Once I saw this CD cover, I just knew it had to be Offer Of The Day ((the CD cover is the offer, NOT the CD)). By the way, I’ve never heard of Lil’ Wayne before. Nor have I knowingly listened to any of his songs. But there’s one thing I do know — Lil’ Wayne has great taste in CD covers. And that’s for DAMN sure.

Meet Owlcat - A Genetic Experiment in Absurdity

Owlcat is a perverted amalgam of both owl and cat; probably resulting from some sick genetic experiment. This crime against nature, however, looks to be one furry, agile, well balanced, yet wise, bird of prey. This monstrosity before us, is the last thing this world needs and demonstrates that Man’s scientific reach and ingenuity greatly […]

The New Balance 992 is a Quality Shoe Made in America

While watching CNBC, I noticed Warren Buffet, who is the single greatest investor of all time, wearing the New Balance 992 shoes. If a man worth 58 billion dollars can wear these shoes, they must be awfully special.

Stop Snoring A-Hole! Use The Snore Wizard.

You can either be hooked up to an expensive continuous positive airway pressure (CPAP) and be ridiculed as the next Darth Vader, or you can do it the easy way with the Snore Wizard.
The Snore Wizard Mouthpiece is a simple and effective oral device for use in the treatment of snoring and sleep apnea. Made […]

Lewis N. Clark Comfort Eye Mask (Black)

To get the sleep you need try this pillowy soft comfort eyemask by Lewis N. Clark. It’s comfortable and will block out all light to help you achieve a good night’s sleep faster.
Another good thing about this particular sleep mask is that it is equally comfortable when sleeping on your side. Some other masks […]

Garmin Nuvi 360 Pocket Vehicle GPS Navigator

Navigator. Translator. Entertainer. Tour guide. Garmin’s nüvi 360 is your pocket-sized personal travel assistant. This versatile GPS comes with hands-free Bluetooth® wireless technology in addition to the popular features offered in the nüvi 350 — making it the go-anywhere travel companion. Like the rest of the nüvi 300-series, you’re just a few screen taps away from anywhere.

Sportline HydraCoach Intelligent Water Bottle: The World's Smartest Water Bottle

Proper hydration is a combination of the right amount of water, consumed at the right pace and HydraCoach is smart enough to figure it out for you. The world’s first interactive water bottle is smartly programmed to calculate your personal hydration needs and then it tracks your water intake, it paces your consumption for optimal benefits.

Ladies, take some of this cat's advice - crocs are dumb!

Ladies, take some of this cat’s advice - crocs are dumb!

I Got a Pocket Full of Durex Extra Sensitive Condoms

Our favorite condom is the Durex Extra Sensitive Condom. While in use, it feels like you’re are actually doing a real, honest-to-God woman and not “Latex-Girl (Latex-Girl, by the way, is an “of-age” female superhero who had a terrible, terrible car accident and had to have the whole lower half of her body surgically replaced […]

Explore the Darkness with this LED Headlamp

You now can do anything in the dark with this headlamp. Imagine having both your hands free and a blinding source of light to aide your nightly adventures. Here are some dastardly acts you may try with this Streamlight Septor LED Headlamp: moving boxes out of the attic, hiking through the woods at night, […]

You WON'T Look Pretentious With This Cheap Casio Sport Watch!

The F91W-1 Casual Sport Watch from Casio is a casual, light-weight, digital watch that has a ridiculously long battery life and can be worn at social events to look unpretentious. It’s an everyday watch and is also great for workouts. The best thing about this classic watch is it’s LOW price.

Cheers to Beowulf's Grendel for Being so Damned Handsome!