Month Archive: May, 2008

Meet Owlcat - A Genetic Experiment in Absurdity

Owlcat is a perverted amalgam of both owl and cat; probably resulting from some sick genetic experiment. This crime against nature, however, looks to be one furry, agile, well balanced, yet wise, bird of prey. This monstrosity before us, is the last thing this world needs and demonstrates that Man’s scientific reach and ingenuity greatly […]

The New Balance 992 is a Quality Shoe Made in America

While watching CNBC, I noticed Warren Buffet, who is the single greatest investor of all time, wearing the New Balance 992 shoes. If a man worth 58 billion dollars can wear these shoes, they must be awfully special.

Stop Snoring A-Hole! Use The Snore Wizard. (50% OFF!)

You can either be hooked up to an expensive continuous positive airway pressure (CPAP) and be ridiculed as the next Darth Vader, or you can do it the easy way with the Snore Wizard.

Lewis N. Clark Comfort Eye Mask (Black)

To get the sleep you need try this pillowy soft comfort eyemask by Lewis N. Clark. It’s comfortable and will block out all light to help you achieve a good night’s sleep faster.
Another good thing about this particular sleep mask is that it is equally comfortable when sleeping on your side. Some other masks […]

Sportline HydraCoach Intelligent Water Bottle: The World's Smartest Water Bottle

Proper hydration is a combination of the right amount of water, consumed at the right pace and HydraCoach is smart enough to figure it out for you. The world’s first interactive water bottle is smartly programmed to calculate your personal hydration needs and then it tracks your water intake, it paces your consumption for optimal benefits.

Ladies, take some of this cat's advice - crocs are dumb!

Ladies, take some of this cat’s advice - crocs are dumb!

I Got a Pocket Full of Durex Extra Sensitive Condoms

Our favorite condom is the Durex Extra Sensitive Condom. While in use, it feels like you’re are actually doing a real, honest-to-God woman and not “Latex-Girl (Latex-Girl, by the way, is an “of-age” female superhero who had a terrible, terrible car accident and had to have the whole lower half of her body surgically replaced […]

Explore the Darkness with this LED Headlamp. Now 46% Off!

Cranking out super-bright light from seven LED bulbs, the Septor offers optimal, hands-free lighting for both up-close detail work and long range spot-lighting. Each of the bulbs has a 100,000-hour lifespan and never needs replacing. A yellow and black polymer housing offers superior durability that stands up to drops on hard terrain and crushing loads at the bottom of the backpack. A 90-degree tilt mechanism reduces neck strain when lighting that steep trail ahead or the climbing route above. Fully adjustable head straps accommodate any size noggin. Best of all, three AAA batteries (included) provide up to 120 hours of reliable lighting.

You WON'T Look Pretentious With This Cheap Casio Sport Watch!

The F91W-1 Casual Sport Watch from Casio is a casual, light-weight, digital watch that has a ridiculously long battery life and can be worn at social events to look unpretentious. It’s an everyday watch and is also great for workouts. The best thing about this classic watch is it’s LOW price.

Cheers to Beowulf's Grendel for Being so Damned Handsome!