Month Archive: March, 2008

The Barack Obama Tree Hugger

With the Barack Obama Tree Hugger you can make a political statement without even opening your damn trap. Put this silly thing around your favorite tree, sit back, relax and let the good times roll.

Park Perfectly in Your Garage with the Park'N Place

The Park’N Place™ is perfect for those trying to cram something big into a small enclosure. Nowadays, it’s getting harder and harder to park in one’s garage. Vehicles are getting larger and garage space is shrinking due to all the junk that you don’t really use anymore. Plus, families usually need to cram two vehicles […]

Keep Your Stash Safe with "Skid-Mark" Technology

Where is the last place a thief would look to find your valuables? If you guessed “My dirty, skid-marked underwear” you are CORRECT! Which leads us to our favorite “hide-your-stash” product in the market today. These Security Briefs feature a secret Velcro pouch and the latest in Skid-Mark Technology to ensure that no one will […]

Donate to OfferOfTheDay, We Beg of You!

Guess what todays “Offer of the Day” is kids? That’s right! It’s you…giving us money. Unlike some other websites, we ain’t too proud to beg here at OfferOfTheDay. Come to think of it, we have NO SHAME!
So, instead of asking nicely for donations, we’re doing the complete opposite - we’re being downright arrogant about it. […]

Cow Shaped Cool Mist Humidifier by Crane

Meet the silliest humidifier on the market today… the cow shaped 1-Gallon Cool Mist Humidifier by Crane. This adorable Crane Cool Mist Humidifier provides additional comfort to cold symptoms, dry itchy skin, and chapped lips. The whisper quiet humidifier operates on a low power consumption providing up to 11 hours of moisture from a removable […]

Introducting Sarcasti-Cat...

Sarcastic-Cat - His only dream in life is to make you feel like a jackass.

Eat Like a Soldier with MREs (Meals, Ready to Eat)

MRE is an abbreviation for Meal-Ready-to-Eat. The MRE is a shelf-stable, pre-cooked, packaged meal that is used by United States soldiers in the field (i.e soldier food). The next time you get down on yourself for whatever reason and need a self-esteem boost, you can achieve the feeling that you’re serving your country by eating like a soldier.This will give you a sense of fulfillment and hopefully boost your morale. Yeah … we know it’s a stretch.

Deep-Fry Anything With This Mini Deep Fryer

Deep-frying something will make it taste way better. How do I know this? Because I ate a friggin’ deep-fried baby frog in Bangkok, and it was the best thing ever! Just popped the deep-fried bastard in my mouth and started munching. If I tried to eat it raw like how Bear Grylls did in Man […]

The Furry Jerk and The Door Gym

The Furry Jerk is an avid Door Gym enthusiast. The Door Gym allows the Furry Jerk to maintain his “crazy chimp strength” while he’s away from the jungles. Remember, orangutans are great tree climbers, so hanging from a pull-up bar is no big deal for the little primate.
For motivation, you can ask the Furry […]

Forget Wake-up Calls! Get the Dual-Time Travel Alarm Clock by Sharper Image

Throw this untethered Sharper Image alarm clock on your bed and never be late for work or class again. It has a huge snooze button that you just can’t miss … even if you have poor depth-perception.
OTD Bold Statement of the Day

We here at OfferOfTheDay wholeheartedly believe that if Helen Keller was alive, and suffering […]

Loaded Lenovo IdeaPad Y510 Laptop

This Lenovo IdeaPad is a huge bargain at only $599! It’s got 2GB memory, a huge 160GB hard drive, a DVD-burner, an integrated 1.3 megapixel webcam, and of course the latest Intel Dual-Core processor running at 1.6GHz. This is essentially the consumer version of ThinkPads with a few extra bells and whistles put together for […]

Travel with the Belkin Universal AC Travel Adapter

When you travel, you should always carry an AC adapter. This AC Travel Adapter by Belkin is perfect. You’ll be able to recharge your cell phone and laptop in any country you travel to, from Japan to Russia. And it’s compact size allows you to store it in your luggage without taking up too much […]

Preparing for St. Patrick's Day

What to Wear on St. Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day is tomorrow, Monday March 17th. Be ready to get trashed with this Irish tuxedo shirt. For God’s sakes, it has a damned clover of the lapel! For those of you who work in a “conservative” atmosphere, this will make a great undershirt. If you don’t have […]

Blatant Bullying Running Rampant in the Animal Kingdom!

Wet Willeh Kitteh - This bully cat is thinks he’s so tough that he’s going to give unsuspecting nerdy cat a “Wet Willy”. This will no doubt leave the “Nerd” wrought with despair.

Protect Yourself - Norton Antivirus + 1GB USB Key for $2.99

Norton AntiVirus 2008 protects your PC against spyware, viruses, and other Internet threats. It works automatically to block harmful software before it penetrates your system, cleans email and instant messaging attachments and Internet downloads, and includes automatic updates to keep you protected against newly discovered threats.

Asics GT-2110 - The Best Running Shoes Ever!!

These Asics are the best shoes ever!! I’ve been buying GT’s for awhile now, and they feel great from the moment you put them on. Zero breaking in period like those other shoes. Plus, because these are a runner’s shoes, they’re durable and made to take a pounding.

85% Off 4GB SanDisk Cruzer

Cruzer Micro is an incredibly small USB Flash Drive that connects to a computer’s USB port. You can easily store their key documents, pictures, music and video clips on a Cruzer Micro and transfer them to another computer with a USB port. Cruzer Micro is small, portable, and smart. New retractable USB port eliminates the […]

Are you feeling sad today? Let Peter Griffin cheer you up!

Whenever you have troubles, just listen to this little acoustic ditty Peter Griffin performs to cheer up his friend Cleveland. It’s his rendition of the B-52’s “Rock Lobster”.

Ultreo Ultrasound Toothbrush

Ultreo is the first power toothbrush to combine patented ultrasound waveguide technology with precisely tuned sonic bristle action. Ultreo’s bristles create microbubbles that are powerfully activated by nearly 4 million cycles of ultrasound energy per brushing channeled by a patented ultrasound waveguide.

Accelerade - Exercise Metabolism!

Accelerade is a sports drink that not only replenishes the right electrolytes and carbohydrates in those other “ade” drinks, but also provides the protein necessary for prolonged exercise. My coworker is on the cycling team and has been raving about this drink. He keeps two of these giant bottles on his desk. Tastes pretty good […]