Month Archive: January, 2008

Twin Draft Guard® Door Draft Protector

The Twin Draft Guard Door Draft Protector is a product that works effectively. You slip it under your door and it keeps the room warm in the winter and cold in the summer. Plus, it’s really simple and easy to install. It also prevents noises from entering the room.
OfferOfTheDay’s Advice:
Not that we approve, but […]

Corky Thacher Would Probably Endorse this Metrokane Houdini Lever-style Corkscrew

Us jerks at OfferOfTheDay believe wholeheartedly that if the Thacher family had this Metrokane Corkscrew, they would have nicknamed it “Corky” instead of their son.
And why would Corky Thacher, a 90’s sitcom icon with Down Syndrome, endorse this product? Because the Houdini Corkscrew is so easy to use, it would help conserve his “retard […]

This Fellowes Shredder is Over 60% OFF!

I personally shred everything with my name on it including any junk mail, old credit cards, and old bills.

Impress your Kids with this "Dora the Whora" Shirt!

In order to show your enthusiasm and support for your kid’s favorite cartoon “Dora the Explorer”, wear this “Dora the Whora” shirt.

Look at this Crazy Looking Cat on a Couch

Carnation Instant Breakfast: Don't be a "Breakfast Skipper"!

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And due to our busy schedules, it’s hard to prepare a nutritious breakfast sometimes. With that said, we want to let you know about a great way to get a quick nutritious breakfast into your system every day. It’s Nestle’s Carnation Instant Breakfast … serious […]

Waring Pro Deep Fryer - Over 50% OFF!

With this simple to use and easy to clean, Waring Pro Deep Fryer, you can have a mini KFC, Dickie-Pees, or Taco Bell in your very own kitchen! There’s nothing wrong with deep frying your food. Guess what…food tastes WAY BETTER when it’s deep fried. To all the vegetarians: try dumping your salad in this […]

The Furry Jerk Wants to Give you a Pumpkin Head Deluxe!

A Pumpkin Head Deluxe, otherwise known as a P.H.D, is a type of beating that leaves your face swollen to the point of looking like a pumpkin. The Furry Jerk will gladly issue you a P.H.D and you don’t even have to study one bit.

The Back-Up: Protection Within Reach

The Back-Up is a rack that allows you to keep your shotgun within easy reach. Many people keep their guns on a bed stand, under a bed, in a closet or standing in a corner. However, none of these locations are safe because they do not give you easy access to your defensive tool when you really need it.

Meet "Herbert" the creepy pedophile from the sitcom 'Family Guy'

Herbert (aka Herbert the Pervert) is an elderly and eccentric pedophile and ephebophile ((a person who is erotically attracted to post-pubescent youths)) from the animated sitcom Family Guy.