Month Archive: October, 2007

Remove Vaginal Odor with Femanol

Ladies, do you want to save money on your water bill? We know you’re taking an excessive number of showers due to that fishy smell emanating from between your legs. Be considerate to your boyfriends, husbands, about-to-be-born children, and your poor gynecologists. Get this product we’re offering today!

Start Your Day with a Jamba Functional Smoothie!

Buy one Jamba Juice “functional” smoothie and get one FREE!

Weekend Reading for 10/06/07

Meet “Hannibal” our Boston Terrier. He suggests the following:

The Door Gym Review - This device allows you to workout in your friggin’ doorway.
“Nutty” Wedding Advice - Try this the next time you are invited to a wedding.
A Body Groomer for Guys - Guys, shave your sack already, we know you want to!
Puerto Rican Judo - […]

The One-Liner Challenge: Creepy Clown

This picture shows the creepiest looking clown on Earth carrying, quite possibly, the most terrified child we’ve ever seen. You now have the pleasure of submitting a caption for it.

Philips Norelco Bodygroom: Guys, Shaving Your "Bean Bag" Just Got Easier!

Guys, do you ever lift open your boxers, peek down, and notice that it looks like you have Chewbacca in a tightly sunk triangle choke? Well, the Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom Shaver is the All-in-One grooming solution exclusively for men, that you and your “bean bag” will cherish.

iPhone Impatience Leads Lady to get OWNED!

Learn what the popular slang word “owned” means. Also, watch as a woman gets completely “owned” on the day of the Apple iPhone release.

Some "Nutty" Wedding Advice

Do you want to lend a certain bride and groom a “helping hand” in conceiving their next child? Read how a handful of almonds and some “nutty” wedding advice will help.

You WON'T Look Pretentious With This Cheap Casio Sport Watch!

The F91W-1 Casual Sport Watch from Casio is a casual, light-weight, digital watch that has a ridiculously long battery life and can be worn at social events to look unpretentious. It’s an everyday watch and is also great for workouts. The best thing about this classic watch is it’s LOW price.