Year Archive: 2007

Hangover Prevention Tips and a Hangover Remedy

Drink a little too much last night? You should have taken Chaser pills while drinking. And since you didn’t you have this incredible hangover. We’ve all been there. Relieve that hangover by taking Alka-Seltzer Morning Relief. The only morning cocktail you need.

"I am NOT ALF!" - The Furry Jerk

People seem to be a bit confused here. They are getting the Furry Jerk mixed up with ALF. We’re here to set the record straight.

Getting Jumped by 12 Guys and Hit with a "Shoe Hammer": Urijah Faber

This is the WEC fighter the “California Kid” Urijah Faber, the top 145-lb lightweight MMA fighter in the world. In the video below, he tells a great story about how he used his mixed martial arts skills to get out of a life-and-death situation in the foreign country of Bali. To get to the […]

UFC 79: Nemesis - We're betting BIG on Liddell and Hughes to be Victorious

UFC 79: Nemesis: The main events will feature the long anticipated fight between Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell and Wanderlei “The Axe Murderer” Silva, as well as the highly anticipated rubber match between former UFC Welterweight Champions Georges St. Pierre (GSP) and Matt Hughes. We’re betting for both AMERICAN fighters in the main events.

Matt Hughes […]

OMG! Two Furry Jerks need to be "Rescued" from Grim Reapers.

We have recently discovered that two Furry Jerks have been kidnapped by some Grim Reapers. They need your help.
“Rescue” the Furry Jerks from the Grim Reapers Now!

Tribest Personal Blender: Only Make Enough Shake For Yourself.

Be a selfish jerk. Why share your delicious shake with someone?
With the Tribest Personal Blender you have a valid excuse when your girlfriend starts yapping and asking for some of your shake. You can now tell her something along these lines:
My Tribest Personal Blender only accommodates shakes for ONE person … so stop your […]

Save on Apple's Silver 4GB iPod nano MP3 Player

iPod nano stirs up visual effects from the outside in. And it’ll wow you for hours. Play up to 5 hours of video or up to 24 hours of audio on a single charge. All that staying power and a wafer-thin, 6.5-mm profile makes iPod nano one small big attraction.

George Bush Toilet Paper

Has the war in the Middle East or the value of the U.S. Dollar got you down this year? Well, there’s at least one person still smiling … President George W. Bush.
With this toilet paper, President Bush will remind you to just sit down, forget about all the problems going on in our country, and […]

The Furry Jerk Wants you to be "Safe" this Christmas

…unlike Jamie Lynn Spears.

Presidential Primaries 2008

We’ve started using George W. Bush toilet paper and placed our bets on certain ball busting candidates, but that pales in comparison to what we’re asking of you next year. We want to make sure that you make your opinions count too by voting this election season. Whether you’re a Democrat, Republican, or even “Independent” […]