Dress like a jolly old man, and drink like one too!

Ever wonder how St. Nick gets his jollies before Christmas? SantaCon!
The furry jerk predicts a chilly day. Ladies: skanky Mrs. Claus (or the topless cheerleader thing) is not just for Halloween. Costume reuse is perfectly acceptable.
Every December for the last 16 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a bit […]

Get back at your Homophobic male friend with these Magnetic Bumper stickers.

Slap one of these hilarious I Love Gay Porn magnetic bumper stickers on your buddy’s car and laugh your butt off as they drive down the road. BTW, this is the last time I’ll ever type the phrase “I Love Gay Porn”.
These signs are printed on magnetic sheeting so they will not damage the vehicles […]

Meet someone SPECIAL: Perv the Elf

PERV the Elf is a hilarious plush elf with a HUGE secret. Press his hand and he’ll waggle his tongue and remark with any one of 10+ raunchy ‘holiday-related’ phrases.

Submissive Jesus

Jesus said he will answer our prayers, but in all honesty, when was the last time he answered yours? With Submissive Jesus: The Prayer Answering Talking Head, the power of God is in your hands. Simply pray and believe, then twist the crown of thorns on our lord’s head. The pain will force him to yelp and then instantly reply with one of 100 random phrases. Imagine the power you will possess with the son of God at your mercy and command. Please pray responsibly.

Get Dexter, the Killer 3-Season Value Pack for 54% OFF!!

The Showtime Original Series DEXTER showcases America’s favorite serial killer. He’s zany, quirky, and crazy; Dexter Morgan, played by Michael C. Hall, is the lovable serial-killer who you’ll want to take home to Mommy.

Holiday Fashion Fail

Please never let us see you wear this outfit out in public. One of us will have to bludgeon you within an inch of your life with a tire iron until your face balloons like a pumpkin.

We much prefer this Grinch shirt:

The Grandmaster of ALL Tuxedo Shirts!

he Deluxe Tuxedo T Shirt gives you the cool and debonair look of James Bond without all the danger and death defiance. Show up to any party wearing this fashion forward and you’ll immediately be a hit!

Make BROWN work for you with this funny mock UPS t-shirt!

Make all of your friends believe you’re now a delivery man, until they get a closer look. This t-shirt with a mock UPS logo certainly makes a statement that definitely delivers! No punctuation needed.

Get the Barack Obama Chia Pet Head!

Can Barack Obama have a wild, green growing afro? YES HE CAN with this Obama Chia Pet Head in honor of our 44th US President.
Some leaders throughout history get giant bronze statues made in their honor, but not many get little clay figures with tufts of grass coming out of their head!
Now’s your chance to […]

Drink Liquid Dysentery with the Toilet Mug!

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet? This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12oz of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take. The hand painted Toilet Mug makes a great gag gift for any coffee or tea lover, and will gross out anyone who has a weak stomach.