Meet "Herbert" the creepy pedophile from the sitcom 'Family Guy'
Herbert (aka Herbert the Pervert) is an elderly and eccentric pedophile and ephebophile1 from the animated sitcom Family Guy.
10 Things to Know about Herbert:
- first appeared in a Season 3 episode titled To Love and Die in Dixie
- occasionally cross-dresses
- voiced by Mike Henry
- utilizes a walker for support
- usually seen wearing a blue bath robe
- speaks in a high-pitched tone, often with a lisp and whistle
- owns a white dog named Jesse who is paralyzed from the waist down
- tries to seduce young males, usually Chris Griffin
- lives in the same neighborhood as the Griffins (Peter, Louis, Chris, Meg, Stewie, & Brian)
- keeps a freezer full of popsicles in his cellar
- a person who is erotically attracted to post-pubescent youths [^]
This Watch Manages your Weight and your Workouts!
Posted in Health & Fitness, Gadgets & Tech (07/02/2009 by RCW) - No Comments »A Great Workout Watch
This watch is the perfect complement to your daily fitness and diet routine. This stylish watch is programmed to record the number of calories you eat throughout the day and even sets off an alarm when you go over. It also monitors your heart rate while you exercise. But the best selling […]
The Back-Up: Protection Within Reach
Posted in Home & Garden, Gadgets & Tech (07/01/2009 by BGW) - 1 Comment »The Back-Up is a rack that allows you to keep your shotgun within easy reach. Many people keep their guns on a bed stand, under a bed, in a closet or standing in a corner. However, none of these locations are safe because they do not give you easy access to your defensive tool when you really need it.
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Impress your Kids with this "Dora the Whora" Shirt!
Posted in Bizarre, Fashion & Apparel (06/30/2009 by RCW) - No Comments »In order to show your enthusiasm and support for your kid’s favorite cartoon “Dora the Explorer”, wear this “Dora the Whora” shirt.
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This Fellowes Shredder is Over 50% OFF!
Posted in Deals, Sales, & Freebies, Gadgets & Tech (06/29/2009 by RCW) - 1 Comment »I personally shred everything with my name on it including any junk mail, old credit cards, and old bills.
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Jamba Juice Double up on Bliss
Posted in Deals, Sales, & Freebies, Food & Recipes, Health & Fitness (06/28/2009 by admin) - No Comments »Buy one get one free! Ends July 12th.
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Become "Locutus of Borg" with this robotic claw hand.
Posted in Gadgets & Tech (06/26/2009 by RCW) - 1 Comment »Have you ever watched the episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation where captain Jean Luc Picard is assimilated into the Borg and becomes “Locutus”1? He, like many other Borg, had a cool robotic claw attachment on one of his arms.
Being Borg is not easy. It means that you lose all sense of individuality and […]
Accelerade - Exercise Metabolism!
Posted in Health & Fitness (06/25/2009 by admin) - No Comments »Accelerade is a sports drink that not only replenishes the right electrolytes and carbohydrates in those other “ade” drinks, but also provides the protein necessary for prolonged exercise. My coworker is on the cycling team and has been raving about this drink. He keeps two of these giant bottles on his desk. Tastes pretty good […]
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Bugles: One Reason Why Raymond Hates His Brother Robert
Posted in Food & Recipes (06/24/2009 by BGW) - No Comments »On an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, Raymond and his brother Robert get in a fight that ultimately ends in a box of Bugles getting dumped over Robert’s head. When their father, Frank, comes home, he is furious at the mess declaring, “Now I have to eat Funyuns!”1
That goes to show just how great a […]
Kensington 33374 Wireless Presenter with Laser Pointer
Posted in Gadgets & Tech (06/23/2009 by BGW) - No Comments »It’s always good during presentations to have the ability to point to things you are trying to describe with a laser pointer. That way, you don’t look like a douche-bag standing next to the projection screen with sweaty armpits.
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